flags.json

{
    "flags": [
        {
            "card": "Thinks they're a Jedi"
        },
        {
            "card": "Civil War reenactor"
        },
        {
            "card": "Super super racist"
        },
        {
            "card": "Sexist"
        },
        {
            "card": "Really stupid"
        },
        {
            "card": "Owes the government one million dollars"
        },
        {
            "card": "Death row inmate"
        },
        {
            "card": "Zero percent sexually attractive to you"
        },
        {
            "card": "Thinks you're ugly"
        },
        {
            "card": "Their pet name for you is \"trash bag\""
        },
        {
            "card": "Is always covered in ants"
        },
        {
            "card": "Really really hates children"
        },
        {
            "card": "Only speaks in horrible puns"
        },
        {
            "card": "Is a merperson"
        },
        {
            "card": "Sees the ghost of everyone who has ever died"
        },
        {
            "card": "Is literally always watching porn"
        },
        {
            "card": "Is addicted to crack"
        },
        {
            "card": "Is addicted to prescription drugs"
        },
        {
            "card": "Is a train wreck"
        },
        {
            "card": "Backseat driver"
        },
        {
            "card": "Reads over your shoulder (out loud)"
        },
        {
            "card": "Is six years old"
        },
        {
            "card": "Only speaks in sarcasm"
        },
        {
            "card": "Farts every time they kiss you"
        },
        {
            "card": "Kicks every animal they see"
        },
        {
            "card": "Worst-smelling person in the world"
        },
        {
            "card": "Amateur cannibal"
        },
        {
            "card": "Dabbles in torture"
        },
        {
            "card": "Uses the word \"chillax\" in every sentence"
        },
        {
            "card": "Body type: Dumpster"
        },
        {
            "card": "Has a permanent fedora"
        },
        {
            "card": "Basic"
        },
        {
            "card": "Spends every date using dating apps"
        },
        {
            "card": "Literally can't make decisions"
        },
        {
            "card": "Has to pee every five minutes for five minutes"
        },
        {
            "card": "Sold your pets on Craigslist"
        },
        {
            "card": "Only speaks in yelling"
        },
        {
            "card": "Doesn't know the difference between your and you're"
        },
        {
            "card": "Only speaks in business buzzwords"
        },
        {
            "card": "Eats crayons"
        },
        {
            "card": "Has a dozen kids from a dozen partners"
        },
        {
            "card": "Is wanted in every state except Florida (Because Florida doesn't want them)"
        },
        {
            "card": "Is a hobbit"
        },
        {
            "card": "Has nineteen kids and counting"
        },
        {
            "card": "Is building an ark"
        },
        {
            "card": "Snorts _____ Really wants you to try it"
        },
        {
            "card": "Will only eat if you play airplane with their food"
        },
        {
            "card": "Literally always on a Segway"
        },
        {
            "card": "Cries themself to sleep every night"
        },
        {
            "card": "Takes you to _____ on the first date"
        },
        {
            "card": "Is Nickelback"
        },
        {
            "card": "Counts your calories"
        },
        {
            "card": "Can't keep a job longer than twenty minutes"
        },
        {
            "card": "Hair is transplanted from cadaver butts"
        },
        {
            "card": "Looks and smells just like your dad"
        },
        {
            "card": "Throws up every time they see your face"
        },
        {
            "card": "Is your clone"
        },
        {
            "card": "Melts if they get wet"
        },
        {
            "card": "Yawns every time you start a sentence"
        },
        {
            "card": "First name is \"Poop\""
        },
        {
            "card": "College nickname: Puke Crotch"
        },
        {
            "card": "Still in fourth grade"
        },
        {
            "card": "Teleports to the North Pole every time they say the word \"love\""
        },
        {
            "card": "Every time you think about them you dry heave"
        },
        {
            "card": "Takes you to couples therapy on the first date"
        },
        {
            "card": "Only speaks in boy band lyrics"
        },
        {
            "card": "Hits on every server"
        },
        {
            "card": "Has never spelled a word correctly"
        },
        {
            "card": "Collects human skulls Says they're \"practically free!\""
        },
        {
            "card": "Steals something from every store they enter"
        },
        {
            "card": "Compulsive liar"
        },
        {
            "card": "Is eligible for the Make-A-Wish Foundation"
        },
        {
            "card": "Calls you by exe's name Every time"
        },
        {
            "card": "Always wearing a Bluetooth headset"
        },
        {
            "card": "Is the person you hated the most in high school and literally hasn't changed"
        },
        {
            "card": "Posts all of your texts and emails online"
        },
        {
            "card": "3-foot fingernails"
        },
        {
            "card": "Keeps asking if your best friend is \"down\""
        },
        {
            "card": "Only communicates with you via fax"
        },
        {
            "card": "Only speaks Klingon"
        },
        {
            "card": "Literally won't stop talking about their mother"
        },
        {
            "card": "Sleep-puncher"
        },
        {
            "card": "Has scissor hands"
        },
        {
            "card": "Describes all food as \"yummy yummers\""
        },
        {
            "card": "Writes erotic Lassie fan fiction"
        },
        {
            "card": "Won't allow wi-fi in the house"
        },
        {
            "card": "Refuses to wash hands"
        },
        {
            "card": "Celibate"
        },
        {
            "card": "Has plexiglass cheeks so that you can see inside their mouth"
        },
        {
            "card": "Responds to everything to say with \"that's what she said\""
        },
        {
            "card": "Isn't potty trained"
        },
        {
            "card": "Is a serial killer"
        },
        {
            "card": "Only speaks in Disney song lyrics"
        },
        {
            "card": "Still uses a flip phone"
        },
        {
            "card": "Has two other spouses"
        },
        {
            "card": "Only eats deep-fried food"
        },
        {
            "card": "Lives off the grid"
        },
        {
            "card": "Tries to pay for everything with farm animals"
        },
        {
            "card": "Never stops playing the ukulele"
        },
        {
            "card": "Regularly hosts tea parties for dolls"
        },
        {
            "card": "Is the oldest living person"
        },
        {
            "card": "Constantly taking selfies"
        },
        {
            "card": "Has _____ for hands"
        },
        {
            "card": "Says \"Can you not\" while you cry at a funeral"
        },
        {
            "card": "Adds you as an emergency contact on the first date"
        },
        {
            "card": "Literally only talks about themselves"
        },
        {
            "card": "Only responds to texts with \"k\""
        },
        {
            "card": "Is related to you"
        },
        {
            "card": "Incapable of all emotion"
        },
        {
            "card": "Is actually two children stacked on top of each other in a trench coat"
        },
        {
            "card": "Name drops during dirty talk"
        },
        {
            "card": "Tells you to calm down after everything you say"
        },
        {
            "card": "You are allergic to them"
        },
        {
            "card": "Greets people by sniffing their butts"
        },
        {
            "card": "Is totally married"
        },
        {
            "card": "Constantly trying to bang your friends"
        },
        {
            "card": "Refers to their genitals as their \"no-no\""
        },
        {
            "card": "Rigged to a time bomb"
        },
        {
            "card": "Is a zombie"
        },
        {
            "card": "Conveniently forgets wallet every date night Always has ID though"
        },
        {
            "card": "Calls you a \"4\" to your face"
        },
        {
            "card": "Steals locks of your hair"
        },
        {
            "card": "Their kisses taste like poop and they love kissing"
        },
        {
            "card": "Repeats your jokes but louder"
        },
        {
            "card": "Compulsively licks doorknobs"
        },
        {
            "card": "Physically incapable of asking a question"
        },
        {
            "card": "Jealous of your pet"
        },
        {
            "card": "Afraid of sunlight"
        },
        {
            "card": "Speaks with a constantly changing foreign accent"
        },
        {
            "card": "Literally always drunk"
        },
        {
            "card": "Brings ex to first date"
        },
        {
            "card": "Brings mom to first date"
        },
        {
            "card": "Burps and blows in your face"
        },
        {
            "card": "In a band called \"Genocide Warts\""
        },
        {
            "card": "Literally never stops talking"
        },
        {
            "card": "Constantly plotting to kill you"
        },
        {
            "card": "Open mouth kisses their pets"
        },
        {
            "card": "Immediately tries to kill you with a fork"
        },
        {
            "card": "Super clingy"
        },
        {
            "card": "Open mouth kisses their siblings"
        },
        {
            "card": "Literally won't talk to you if you're part of the wrong Hogwarts house"
        },
        {
            "card": "Greets you with a headbutt"
        },
        {
            "card": "Has slept with literally everyone"
        },
        {
            "card": "Always picking their nose"
        },
        {
            "card": "Only speaks in hashtags"
        },
        {
            "card": "Demands to pop all of your zits for you"
        },
        {
            "card": "Recites all the lines from \"Titanic\" in their sleep"
        },
        {
            "card": "Narrates everything they do out loud"
        },
        {
            "card": "Puts \"air quotes\" around \"every word\" they say"
        },
        {
            "card": "Knocks things out of strangers' hands while walking down the street"
        },
        {
            "card": "Charges you a quarter every time you say a curse word"
        },
        {
            "card": "Is dead"
        },
        {
            "card": "Is literally always naked"
        },
        {
            "card": "Talks dirty to all of their food"
        },
        {
            "card": "Has the names of all of their exes tattooed on their face"
        },
        {
            "card": "Only wears clothing made of human hair"
        },
        {
            "card": "Wears diapers because it's \"more convenient\""
        },
        {
            "card": "Can only speak in lines from _____"
        },
        {
            "card": "Only laughs at their own jokes"
        },
        {
            "card": "Keeps changing the subject to talk about how not racist they are"
        },
        {
            "card": "Just got out of prison but won't tell you what they were in for"
        },
        {
            "card": "50 Shades of Grey is literally the only book they've read"
        },
        {
            "card": "Doesn't think women should vote"
        },
        {
            "card": "Has been stalking you since middle school"
        },
        {
            "card": "Is 40 years older than they were in their profile picture"
        },
        {
            "card": "Is a vampire... Not the sexy kind"
        },
        {
            "card": "Winks at you after everything they say ;)"
        },
        {
            "card": "Swears you look exactly like their sister But says \"that's a good thing\""
        },
        {
            "card": "Tinders during sex"
        },
        {
            "card": "Wears a backpack full of _____ during sex"
        },
        {
            "card": "Men's rights activist"
        },
        {
            "card": "Is a 60 year old virgin"
        },
        {
            "card": "Ends every conversation with \"you're dismissed\""
        },
        {
            "card": "Sells home-made pubic hair wigs"
        },
        {
            "card": "Still really into Myspace"
        },
        {
            "card": "Their sex tape with _____ just went viral"
        },
        {
            "card": "Can only have conversations through puppets"
        },
        {
            "card": "Always wears a luchador mask"
        },
        {
            "card": "Has half a beard Absolutely refuses to shave"
        },
        {
            "card": "Swears they're eighteen"
        },
        {
            "card": "Yells \"ear muffs!\" whenever they hear a bad word"
        },
        {
            "card": "Amateur vigilante"
        },
        {
            "card": "Won't stop juggling"
        },
        {
            "card": "Resting dumb face"
        },
        {
            "card": "Keeps talking about their \"hot cousin\""
        },
        {
            "card": "Talks exclusively in emojis"
        },
        {
            "card": "Refuses to delete online dating profile"
        },
        {
            "card": "Always bragging about past sexual conquests"
        },
        {
            "card": "Can only eat out of someone else's hand"
        },
        {
            "card": "Uses way way way too much tongue"
        },
        {
            "card": "Refuses to cover face while sneezing"
        },
        {
            "card": "Refuses to look up from phone"
        },
        {
            "card": "Keeps talking about someone who looks just like you Only better!"
        },
        {
            "card": "Thinks Twilight deserved an Oscar"
        },
        {
            "card": "Is afraid of stoplights"
        },
        {
            "card": "Doesn't understand your jokes"
        },
        {
            "card": "Doesn't believe in oral sex"
        },
        {
            "card": "Laughs incessantly during sex"
        },
        {
            "card": "Is a revenge porn mogul"
        },
        {
            "card": "Live-tweets your entire date"
        },
        {
            "card": "Slept with one of your parents Recently"
        },
        {
            "card": "For as long as you date them all your friends will hate you"
        },
        {
            "card": "Always dresses like a clown"
        },
        {
            "card": "Constantly freestyles Badly"
        },
        {
            "card": "Has a _____ fetish"
        },
        {
            "card": "Only speaks in motivational quotes"
        },
        {
            "card": "The two halves of their face don't match Both are attractive but look totally different"
        },
        {
            "card": "Doesn't know or understand any word that starts with the letter \"D\""
        },
        {
            "card": "Only has eyes for you They literally can't see anyone in the world except you"
        },
        {
            "card": "Has a superpower It's seeing through people's clothes"
        },
        {
            "card": "Always takes the joke three steps too far"
        },
        {
            "card": "Is on every fad diet at the same time"
        },
        {
            "card": "Calls their pets their children"
        },
        {
            "card": "Static shocks you every time you touch"
        },
        {
            "card": "Is allergic to all of your favorite foods"
        },
        {
            "card": "Says \"like\""
        },
        {
            "card": "Literally has the face of a pug"
        },
        {
            "card": "Begins every sentence with \"actually\""
        },
        {
            "card": "Lives in a bedroom with eight dudes Including one named \"Jug\""
        },
        {
            "card": "Doesn't like music... any of it"
        },
        {
            "card": "Thinks they're smarter than you"
        },
        {
            "card": "As long as you date them you can only eat food off the dollar menu"
        }
    ]
}