From 99001ca7d51fdea991d619701d40b475de5b2224 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: userquin <userquin@gmail.com>
Date: Wed, 11 Feb 2026 01:43:18 +0100
Subject: [PATCH 01/10] chore: add `vacations` page

---
 app/pages/vacations.vue                       | 95 +++++++++++++++++++
 nuxt.config.ts                                |  1 +
 .../middleware/canonical-redirects.global.ts  |  1 +
 3 files changed, 97 insertions(+)
 create mode 100644 app/pages/vacations.vue

diff --git a/app/pages/vacations.vue b/app/pages/vacations.vue
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..8189d4f4b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/app/pages/vacations.vue
@@ -0,0 +1,95 @@
+<script setup lang="ts">
+definePageMeta({
+  name: 'vacations',
+  layout: 'default',
+})
+
+useSeoMeta({
+  title: 'Vacations - npmx',
+  description: 'The npmx team is taking a well-deserved break after an incredible sprint!',
+})
+
+const stats = [
+  { label: 'Contributors', value: '150+' },
+  { label: 'Commits', value: '1.1k+' },
+  { label: 'PRs Merged', value: '944' },
+]
+</script>
+
+<template>
+  <main
+    class="container flex-1 flex flex-col items-center justify-center py-20 sm:py-32 text-center"
+  >
+    <div class="max-w-2xl mx-auto space-y-8">
+      <!-- Icon / Illustration -->
+      <div class="relative inline-block">
+        <div class="absolute inset-0 bg-accent/20 blur-3xl rounded-full" aria-hidden="true" />
+        <span class="relative text-8xl sm:text-9xl animate-bounce-slow inline-block">🏖️</span>
+      </div>
+
+      <!-- Title -->
+      <div class="space-y-4">
+        <h1 class="font-mono text-4xl sm:text-5xl font-bold text-fg">
+          We are <span class="text-accent">recharging</span>
+        </h1>
+        <p class="text-lg sm:text-xl text-fg-muted max-w-lg mx-auto leading-relaxed">
+          After 3 weeks of intense coding, 150+ contributors, and over 1,100 commits, the npmx team
+          is taking a short break.
+        </p>
+      </div>
+
+      <!-- Stats Grid -->
+      <div class="grid grid-cols-3 gap-4 sm:gap-8 py-8 border-y border-border/50">
+        <div v-for="stat in stats" :key="stat.label" class="space-y-1">
+          <div class="font-mono text-2xl sm:text-3xl font-bold text-fg">{{ stat.value }}</div>
+          <div class="text-xs sm:text-sm text-fg-subtle uppercase tracking-wider">
+            {{ stat.label }}
+          </div>
+        </div>
+      </div>
+
+      <!-- Message -->
+      <div class="space-y-6">
+        <p class="text-fg-muted">
+          We'll be back soon to continue building the best package explorer for the community.
+          <br class="hidden sm:block" />
+          Thank you for being part of this incredible journey!
+        </p>
+
+        <div class="flex items-center justify-center gap-4">
+          <ButtonBase to="/" variant="primary" size="medium" classicon="i-carbon:home">
+            Back to Home
+          </ButtonBase>
+          <ButtonBase
+            href="https://github.com/npmx-dev/npmx.dev"
+            target="_blank"
+            rel="noopener noreferrer"
+            variant="secondary"
+            size="medium"
+            classicon="i-carbon:logo-github"
+          >
+            Star on GitHub
+          </ButtonBase>
+        </div>
+      </div>
+    </div>
+  </main>
+</template>
+
+<style scoped>
+.animate-bounce-slow {
+  animation: bounce 3s infinite;
+}
+
+@keyframes bounce {
+  0%,
+  100% {
+    transform: translateY(-5%);
+    animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(0.8, 0, 1, 1);
+  }
+  50% {
+    transform: translateY(0);
+    animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(0, 0, 0.2, 1);
+  }
+}
+</style>
diff --git a/nuxt.config.ts b/nuxt.config.ts
index 3311ee081..91bcb503d 100644
--- a/nuxt.config.ts
+++ b/nuxt.config.ts
@@ -142,6 +142,7 @@ export default defineNuxtConfig({
     '/privacy': { prerender: true },
     '/search': { isr: false, cache: false }, // never cache
     '/settings': { prerender: true },
+    '/vacations': { prerender: true },
     // proxy for insights
     '/_v/script.js': { proxy: 'https://npmx.dev/_vercel/insights/script.js' },
     '/_v/view': { proxy: 'https://npmx.dev/_vercel/insights/view' },
diff --git a/server/middleware/canonical-redirects.global.ts b/server/middleware/canonical-redirects.global.ts
index 230ab3443..0e0a3209b 100644
--- a/server/middleware/canonical-redirects.global.ts
+++ b/server/middleware/canonical-redirects.global.ts
@@ -25,6 +25,7 @@ const pages = [
   '/privacy',
   '/search',
   '/settings',
+  '/vacations',
 ]
 
 const cacheControl = 's-maxage=3600, stale-while-revalidate=36000'

From d12ea73a45d4e25e2cea7191865aca0dc6718942 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: userquin <userquin@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, 12 Feb 2026 12:10:19 +0100
Subject: [PATCH 02/10] chore: merge vacations page

Co-authored-by: Daniel Roe <daniel@roe.dev>
---
 app/pages/vacations.vue  | 331 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++-------
 i18n/locales/en.json     |  46 ++++++
 i18n/schema.json         | 138 ++++++++++++++++
 lunaria/files/en-GB.json |  46 ++++++
 lunaria/files/en-US.json |  46 ++++++
 5 files changed, 551 insertions(+), 56 deletions(-)

diff --git a/app/pages/vacations.vue b/app/pages/vacations.vue
index 8189d4f4b..7f04fd3c4 100644
--- a/app/pages/vacations.vue
+++ b/app/pages/vacations.vue
@@ -1,78 +1,297 @@
 <script setup lang="ts">
 definePageMeta({
   name: 'vacations',
-  layout: 'default',
 })
 
 useSeoMeta({
-  title: 'Vacations - npmx',
-  description: 'The npmx team is taking a well-deserved break after an incredible sprint!',
+  title: () => `${$t('vacations.title')} - npmx`,
+  description: () => $t('vacations.meta_description'),
+  ogTitle: () => `${$t('vacations.title')} - npmx`,
+  ogDescription: () => $t('vacations.meta_description'),
+  twitterTitle: () => `${$t('vacations.title')} - npmx`,
+  twitterDescription: () => $t('vacations.meta_description'),
 })
 
-const stats = [
-  { label: 'Contributors', value: '150+' },
-  { label: 'Commits', value: '1.1k+' },
-  { label: 'PRs Merged', value: '944' },
-]
+defineOgImageComponent('Default', {
+  title: () => $t('vacations.title'),
+  description: () => $t('vacations.meta_description'),
+})
+
+const router = useRouter()
+const canGoBack = useCanGoBack()
+
+// --- Cosy fireplace easter egg ---
+const logClicks = ref(0)
+const fireVisible = ref(false)
+function pokeLog() {
+  logClicks.value++
+  if (logClicks.value >= 3) {
+    fireVisible.value = true
+  }
+}
+
+// Icons that tile across the banner, repeating to fill.
+// Classes must be written out statically so UnoCSS can detect them at build time.
+const icons = [
+  'i-carbon:snowflake',
+  'i-carbon:mountain',
+  'i-carbon:tree',
+  'i-carbon:cafe',
+  'i-carbon:book',
+  'i-carbon:music',
+  'i-carbon:snowflake',
+  'i-carbon:star',
+  'i-carbon:moon',
+] as const
+
+// --- .ics calendar reminder ---
+// Pick a random daytime hour (9–17) in the user's local timezone on Feb 22
+// so reminders are staggered and people don't all flood in at once.
+function downloadIcs() {
+  const hour = 9 + Math.floor(Math.random() * 9) // 9..17
+  const start = new Date(2026, 1, 22, hour, 0, 0) // month is 0-indexed
+  const end = new Date(2026, 1, 22, hour + 1, 0, 0)
+
+  // Format as UTC for the .ics file
+  const fmt = (d: Date) =>
+    d
+      .toISOString()
+      .replace(/[-:]/g, '')
+      .replace(/\.\d{3}/, '')
+
+  const uid = `npmx-vacations-${start.getTime()}@npmx.dev`
+
+  const ics = [
+    'BEGIN:VCALENDAR',
+    'VERSION:2.0',
+    'PRODID:-//npmx//vacations//EN',
+    'BEGIN:VEVENT',
+    `DTSTART:${fmt(start)}`,
+    `DTEND:${fmt(end)}`,
+    `SUMMARY:npmx Discord is back!`,
+    `DESCRIPTION:The npmx team is back from vacation. Time to rejoin! https://chat.npmx.dev`,
+    'STATUS:CONFIRMED',
+    `UID:${uid}`,
+    'END:VEVENT',
+    'END:VCALENDAR',
+  ].join('\r\n')
+
+  const blob = new Blob([ics], { type: 'text/calendar;charset=utf-8' })
+  const url = URL.createObjectURL(blob)
+  const a = document.createElement('a')
+  a.href = url
+  a.download = 'npmx-discord-reminder.ics'
+  a.click()
+  URL.revokeObjectURL(url)
+}
+
+const stats = {
+  weeks: '4',
+  contributors: '160+',
+  commits: '1.1k+',
+  pr: '900+',
+}
 </script>
 
 <template>
-  <main
-    class="container flex-1 flex flex-col items-center justify-center py-20 sm:py-32 text-center"
-  >
-    <div class="max-w-2xl mx-auto space-y-8">
-      <!-- Icon / Illustration -->
-      <div class="relative inline-block">
-        <div class="absolute inset-0 bg-accent/20 blur-3xl rounded-full" aria-hidden="true" />
-        <span class="relative text-8xl sm:text-9xl animate-bounce-slow inline-block">🏖️</span>
-      </div>
-
-      <!-- Title -->
-      <div class="space-y-4">
-        <h1 class="font-mono text-4xl sm:text-5xl font-bold text-fg">
-          We are <span class="text-accent">recharging</span>
-        </h1>
-        <p class="text-lg sm:text-xl text-fg-muted max-w-lg mx-auto leading-relaxed">
-          After 3 weeks of intense coding, 150+ contributors, and over 1,100 commits, the npmx team
-          is taking a short break.
-        </p>
-      </div>
+  <main class="container flex-1 py-12 sm:py-16 overflow-x-hidden max-w-full">
+    <article class="max-w-2xl mx-auto">
+      <header class="mb-12">
+        <div class="max-w-2xl mx-auto py-8 bg-none flex justify-center">
+          <!-- Icon / Illustration -->
+          <div class="relative inline-block">
+            <div class="absolute inset-0 bg-accent/20 blur-3xl rounded-full" aria-hidden="true" />
+            <span class="relative text-8xl sm:text-9xl animate-bounce-slow inline-block">🏖️</span>
+          </div>
+        </div>
+        <div class="flex items-baseline justify-between gap-4 mb-4">
+          <h1 class="font-mono text-3xl sm:text-4xl font-medium">
+            {{ $t('vacations.heading') }}
+          </h1>
+          <button
+            type="button"
+            class="cursor-pointer inline-flex items-center gap-2 font-mono text-sm text-fg-muted hover:text-fg transition-colors duration-200 rounded focus-visible:outline-accent/70 shrink-0"
+            @click="router.back()"
+            v-if="canGoBack"
+          >
+            <span class="i-carbon:arrow-left rtl-flip w-4 h-4" aria-hidden="true" />
+            <span class="sr-only sm:not-sr-only">{{ $t('nav.back') }}</span>
+          </button>
+        </div>
+        <i18n-t
+          keypath="vacations.subtitle"
+          tag="p"
+          scope="global"
+          class="text-fg-muted text-lg sm:text-xl"
+        >
+          <template #weeks>
+            {{ $t('vacations.stats.subtitle.weeks', [stats.weeks]) }}
+          </template>
+          <template #contributors>
+            {{ $t('vacations.stats.subtitle.contributors', [stats.contributors]) }}
+          </template>
+          <template #commits>
+            {{ $t('vacations.stats.subtitle.commits', [stats.commits]) }}
+          </template>
+          <template #npmx>
+            <strong>npmx</strong>
+          </template>
+        </i18n-t>
+      </header>
 
-      <!-- Stats Grid -->
-      <div class="grid grid-cols-3 gap-4 sm:gap-8 py-8 border-y border-border/50">
-        <div v-for="stat in stats" :key="stat.label" class="space-y-1">
-          <div class="font-mono text-2xl sm:text-3xl font-bold text-fg">{{ stat.value }}</div>
+      <div
+        class="grid grid-cols-3 justify-center gap-4 sm:gap-8 mb-8 py-8 border-y border-border/50"
+      >
+        <div class="space-y-1 text-center">
+          <div class="font-mono text-2xl sm:text-3xl font-bold text-fg">
+            {{ stats.contributors }}
+          </div>
+          <div class="text-xs sm:text-sm text-fg-subtle uppercase tracking-wider">
+            {{ $t('vacations.stats.contributors') }}
+          </div>
+        </div>
+        <div class="space-y-1 text-center">
+          <div class="font-mono text-2xl sm:text-3xl font-bold text-fg">{{ stats.commits }}</div>
+          <div class="text-xs sm:text-sm text-fg-subtle uppercase tracking-wider">
+            {{ $t('vacations.stats.commits') }}
+          </div>
+        </div>
+        <div class="space-y-1 text-center">
+          <div class="font-mono text-2xl sm:text-3xl font-bold text-fg">{{ stats.pr }}</div>
           <div class="text-xs sm:text-sm text-fg-subtle uppercase tracking-wider">
-            {{ stat.label }}
+            {{ $t('vacations.stats.pr') }}
           </div>
         </div>
       </div>
 
-      <!-- Message -->
-      <div class="space-y-6">
-        <p class="text-fg-muted">
-          We'll be back soon to continue building the best package explorer for the community.
-          <br class="hidden sm:block" />
-          Thank you for being part of this incredible journey!
-        </p>
-
-        <div class="flex items-center justify-center gap-4">
-          <ButtonBase to="/" variant="primary" size="medium" classicon="i-carbon:home">
-            Back to Home
-          </ButtonBase>
-          <ButtonBase
-            href="https://github.com/npmx-dev/npmx.dev"
-            target="_blank"
-            rel="noopener noreferrer"
-            variant="secondary"
-            size="medium"
-            classicon="i-carbon:logo-github"
-          >
-            Star on GitHub
-          </ButtonBase>
+      <!-- Icon banner — a single row of cosy icons, clipped to fill width -->
+      <div
+        class="relative mb-12 px-4 border border-border rounded-lg bg-bg-subtle overflow-hidden select-none"
+        :aria-label="$t('vacations.illustration_alt')"
+        role="img"
+      >
+        <div class="flex items-center gap-4 sm:gap-5 py-3 sm:py-4 w-max">
+          <template v-for="n in 4" :key="`set-${n}`">
+            <!-- Campsite icon — click it 3x to light the fire -->
+            <button
+              type="button"
+              class="relative shrink-0 cursor-pointer rounded transition-transform duration-200 hover:scale-110 focus-visible:outline-accent/70 w-5 h-5 sm:w-6 sm:h-6"
+              :aria-label="$t('vacations.poke_log')"
+              @click="pokeLog"
+            >
+              <span
+                class="absolute inset-0 i-carbon:fire w-5 h-5 sm:w-6 sm:h-6 text-orange-400 transition-opacity duration-400"
+                :class="fireVisible ? 'opacity-100' : 'opacity-0'"
+              />
+              <span
+                class="absolute inset-0 i-carbon:campsite w-5 h-5 sm:w-6 sm:h-6 transition-colors duration-400"
+                :class="fireVisible ? 'text-amber-700' : ''"
+              />
+            </button>
+            <span
+              v-for="(icon, i) in icons"
+              :key="`${n}-${i}`"
+              class="shrink-0 w-5 h-5 sm:w-6 sm:h-6 opacity-40"
+              :class="icon"
+            />
+          </template>
         </div>
       </div>
-    </div>
+
+      <section class="prose prose-invert max-w-none space-y-8">
+        <div>
+          <p class="text-fg-muted leading-relaxed mb-4">
+            <i18n-t keypath="vacations.intro.p1" tag="span" scope="global">
+              <template #some>
+                <span class="line-through decoration-fg">{{ $t('vacations.intro.some') }}</span>
+                {{ ' ' }}
+                <strong class="text-fg">{{ $t('vacations.intro.all') }}</strong>
+              </template>
+            </i18n-t>
+          </p>
+          <p class="text-fg-muted leading-relaxed">
+            {{ $t('vacations.intro.p2') }}
+          </p>
+        </div>
+
+        <!-- What's happening -->
+        <div>
+          <h2 class="text-lg text-fg-subtle uppercase tracking-wider mb-4">
+            {{ $t('vacations.what.title') }}
+          </h2>
+          <p class="text-fg-muted leading-relaxed mb-4">
+            <i18n-t keypath="vacations.what.p1" tag="span" scope="global">
+              <template #dates>
+                <strong class="text-fg">{{ $t('vacations.what.dates') }}</strong>
+              </template>
+            </i18n-t>
+          </p>
+          <ul class="space-y-3 text-fg-muted list-none p-0">
+            <li class="flex items-start gap-3">
+              <span class="text-fg-subtle shrink-0 mt-1">&mdash;</span>
+              <span>
+                <i18n-t keypath="vacations.what.discord" tag="span" scope="global">
+                  <template #garden>
+                    <code class="font-mono text-fg text-sm">{{ $t('vacations.what.garden') }}</code>
+                  </template>
+                </i18n-t>
+              </span>
+            </li>
+            <li class="flex items-start gap-3">
+              <span class="text-fg-subtle shrink-0 mt-1">&mdash;</span>
+              <span>{{ $t('vacations.what.site') }}</span>
+            </li>
+            <li class="flex items-start gap-3">
+              <span class="text-fg-subtle shrink-0 mt-1">&mdash;</span>
+              <span>{{ $t('vacations.what.repo') }}</span>
+            </li>
+          </ul>
+        </div>
+
+        <!-- In the meantime -->
+        <div>
+          <h2 class="text-lg text-fg-subtle uppercase tracking-wider mb-4">
+            {{ $t('vacations.meantime.title') }}
+          </h2>
+          <p class="text-fg-muted leading-relaxed mb-4">
+            <i18n-t keypath="vacations.meantime.p1" tag="span" scope="global">
+              <template #repo>
+                <LinkBase to="https://repo.npmx.dev">
+                  {{ $t('vacations.meantime.repo_link') }}
+                </LinkBase>
+              </template>
+            </i18n-t>
+          </p>
+          <p class="text-fg-muted leading-relaxed">
+            {{ $t('vacations.meantime.p2') }}
+          </p>
+        </div>
+
+        <!-- See you soon -->
+        <div>
+          <h2 class="text-lg text-fg-subtle uppercase tracking-wider mb-4">
+            {{ $t('vacations.return.title') }}
+          </h2>
+          <p class="text-fg-muted leading-relaxed mb-4">
+            {{ $t('vacations.return.p1') }}
+          </p>
+          <p class="text-fg-muted leading-relaxed mb-6">
+            <i18n-t keypath="vacations.return.p2" tag="span" scope="global">
+              <template #social>
+                <LinkBase to="https://social.npmx.dev">
+                  {{ $t('vacations.return.social_link') }}
+                </LinkBase>
+              </template>
+            </i18n-t>
+          </p>
+
+          <!-- Add to calendar button -->
+          <ButtonBase classicon="i-carbon:calendar" @click="downloadIcs">
+            {{ $t('vacations.return.add_to_calendar') }}
+          </ButtonBase>
+        </div>
+      </section>
+    </article>
   </main>
 </template>
 
diff --git a/i18n/locales/en.json b/i18n/locales/en.json
index e3e88014e..605a3689a 100644
--- a/i18n/locales/en.json
+++ b/i18n/locales/en.json
@@ -1109,5 +1109,51 @@
       "p1": "If you encounter an accessibility barrier on {app}, please let us know by opening an issue on our {link}. We take these reports seriously and will do our best to address them.",
       "link": "GitHub repository"
     }
+  },
+  "vacations": {
+    "title": "on vacation",
+    "meta_description": "The npmx team is recharging. Discord reopens in a week.",
+    "heading": "recharging",
+    "subtitle": "after {weeks} of intense coding, {contributors}, and over {commits}, the {npmx} team is taking a short break, because it's a marathon, not a sprint.",
+    "illustration_alt": "a single row of cosy icons",
+    "poke_log": "Poke the campfire",
+    "intro": {
+      "p1": "We've been building npmx at a pace that has cost {some} of us sleep. That's not sustainable – and we don't want it to be the norm. So we're doing something about it: all of us are taking a week off. Together.",
+      "some": "some",
+      "all": "all",
+      "p2": "Go outside. Touch grass – or snow. Finish that book you started before npmx took over your evenings. Visit someone you've been meaning to visit. Do something that has nothing to do with code. We'll all be better for it."
+    },
+    "what": {
+      "title": "what's happening",
+      "p1": "Discord is closed {dates}.",
+      "dates": "February 14 – 21",
+      "discord": "All invite links are gone and channels are locked – except {garden}, which stays open for folks already there who want to keep hanging out.",
+      "garden": "#garden",
+      "site": "npmx.dev is still up. Browse packages as usual.",
+      "repo": "The repo is open. Issues and PRs are welcome – but expect us to be hands-off until we're back."
+    },
+    "meantime": {
+      "title": "in the meantime",
+      "p1": "You're more than welcome to keep poking around while we're away. The codebase is on {repo} – dig in, file issues, open PRs. We'll get to everything when we return.",
+      "repo_link": "GitHub",
+      "p2": "Just don't expect a fast review. We'll be somewhere near a cosy fireplace."
+    },
+    "return": {
+      "title": "see you soon",
+      "p1": "We'll come back recharged and ready for the final push to March 3rd. Things are going to get even more interesting after that – so let's make sure we're taking care of each other first.",
+      "p2": "Follow us {social} if you want updates in the meantime.",
+      "social_link": "on Bluesky",
+      "add_to_calendar": "remind me when Discord reopens"
+    },
+    "stats": {
+      "contributors": "Contributors",
+      "commits": "Commits",
+      "pr": "PRs Merged",
+      "subtitle": {
+        "weeks": "{0} weeks",
+        "commits": "{0} commits",
+        "contributors": "{0} contributors"
+      }
+    }
   }
 }
diff --git a/i18n/schema.json b/i18n/schema.json
index e2789b11f..52e475288 100644
--- a/i18n/schema.json
+++ b/i18n/schema.json
@@ -3334,6 +3334,144 @@
       },
       "additionalProperties": false
     },
+    "vacations": {
+      "type": "object",
+      "properties": {
+        "title": {
+          "type": "string"
+        },
+        "meta_description": {
+          "type": "string"
+        },
+        "heading": {
+          "type": "string"
+        },
+        "subtitle": {
+          "type": "string"
+        },
+        "illustration_alt": {
+          "type": "string"
+        },
+        "poke_log": {
+          "type": "string"
+        },
+        "intro": {
+          "type": "object",
+          "properties": {
+            "p1": {
+              "type": "string"
+            },
+            "some": {
+              "type": "string"
+            },
+            "all": {
+              "type": "string"
+            },
+            "p2": {
+              "type": "string"
+            }
+          },
+          "additionalProperties": false
+        },
+        "what": {
+          "type": "object",
+          "properties": {
+            "title": {
+              "type": "string"
+            },
+            "p1": {
+              "type": "string"
+            },
+            "dates": {
+              "type": "string"
+            },
+            "discord": {
+              "type": "string"
+            },
+            "garden": {
+              "type": "string"
+            },
+            "site": {
+              "type": "string"
+            },
+            "repo": {
+              "type": "string"
+            }
+          },
+          "additionalProperties": false
+        },
+        "meantime": {
+          "type": "object",
+          "properties": {
+            "title": {
+              "type": "string"
+            },
+            "p1": {
+              "type": "string"
+            },
+            "repo_link": {
+              "type": "string"
+            },
+            "p2": {
+              "type": "string"
+            }
+          },
+          "additionalProperties": false
+        },
+        "return": {
+          "type": "object",
+          "properties": {
+            "title": {
+              "type": "string"
+            },
+            "p1": {
+              "type": "string"
+            },
+            "p2": {
+              "type": "string"
+            },
+            "social_link": {
+              "type": "string"
+            },
+            "add_to_calendar": {
+              "type": "string"
+            }
+          },
+          "additionalProperties": false
+        },
+        "stats": {
+          "type": "object",
+          "properties": {
+            "contributors": {
+              "type": "string"
+            },
+            "commits": {
+              "type": "string"
+            },
+            "pr": {
+              "type": "string"
+            },
+            "subtitle": {
+              "type": "object",
+              "properties": {
+                "weeks": {
+                  "type": "string"
+                },
+                "commits": {
+                  "type": "string"
+                },
+                "contributors": {
+                  "type": "string"
+                }
+              },
+              "additionalProperties": false
+            }
+          },
+          "additionalProperties": false
+        }
+      },
+      "additionalProperties": false
+    },
     "$schema": {
       "type": "string"
     }
diff --git a/lunaria/files/en-GB.json b/lunaria/files/en-GB.json
index 23e381f04..2c55a95f9 100644
--- a/lunaria/files/en-GB.json
+++ b/lunaria/files/en-GB.json
@@ -1108,5 +1108,51 @@
       "p1": "If you encounter an accessibility barrier on {app}, please let us know by opening an issue on our {link}. We take these reports seriously and will do our best to address them.",
       "link": "GitHub repository"
     }
+  },
+  "vacations": {
+    "title": "on vacation",
+    "meta_description": "The npmx team is recharging. Discord reopens in a week.",
+    "heading": "recharging",
+    "subtitle": "after {weeks} of intense coding, {contributors}, and over {commits}, the {npmx} team is taking a short break, because it's a marathon, not a sprint.",
+    "illustration_alt": "a single row of cosy icons",
+    "poke_log": "Poke the campfire",
+    "intro": {
+      "p1": "We've been building npmx at a pace that has cost {some} of us sleep. That's not sustainable – and we don't want it to be the norm. So we're doing something about it: all of us are taking a week off. Together.",
+      "some": "some",
+      "all": "all",
+      "p2": "Go outside. Touch grass – or snow. Finish that book you started before npmx took over your evenings. Visit someone you've been meaning to visit. Do something that has nothing to do with code. We'll all be better for it."
+    },
+    "what": {
+      "title": "what's happening",
+      "p1": "Discord is closed {dates}.",
+      "dates": "February 14 – 21",
+      "discord": "All invite links are gone and channels are locked – except {garden}, which stays open for folks already there who want to keep hanging out.",
+      "garden": "#garden",
+      "site": "npmx.dev is still up. Browse packages as usual.",
+      "repo": "The repo is open. Issues and PRs are welcome – but expect us to be hands-off until we're back."
+    },
+    "meantime": {
+      "title": "in the meantime",
+      "p1": "You're more than welcome to keep poking around while we're away. The codebase is on {repo} – dig in, file issues, open PRs. We'll get to everything when we return.",
+      "repo_link": "GitHub",
+      "p2": "Just don't expect a fast review. We'll be somewhere near a cosy fireplace."
+    },
+    "return": {
+      "title": "see you soon",
+      "p1": "We'll come back recharged and ready for the final push to March 3rd. Things are going to get even more interesting after that – so let's make sure we're taking care of each other first.",
+      "p2": "Follow us {social} if you want updates in the meantime.",
+      "social_link": "on Bluesky",
+      "add_to_calendar": "remind me when Discord reopens"
+    },
+    "stats": {
+      "contributors": "Contributors",
+      "commits": "Commits",
+      "pr": "PRs Merged",
+      "subtitle": {
+        "weeks": "{0} weeks",
+        "commits": "{0} commits",
+        "contributors": "{0} contributors"
+      }
+    }
   }
 }
diff --git a/lunaria/files/en-US.json b/lunaria/files/en-US.json
index 9de51c67d..603b51ad7 100644
--- a/lunaria/files/en-US.json
+++ b/lunaria/files/en-US.json
@@ -1108,5 +1108,51 @@
       "p1": "If you encounter an accessibility barrier on {app}, please let us know by opening an issue on our {link}. We take these reports seriously and will do our best to address them.",
       "link": "GitHub repository"
     }
+  },
+  "vacations": {
+    "title": "on vacation",
+    "meta_description": "The npmx team is recharging. Discord reopens in a week.",
+    "heading": "recharging",
+    "subtitle": "after {weeks} of intense coding, {contributors}, and over {commits}, the {npmx} team is taking a short break, because it's a marathon, not a sprint.",
+    "illustration_alt": "a single row of cosy icons",
+    "poke_log": "Poke the campfire",
+    "intro": {
+      "p1": "We've been building npmx at a pace that has cost {some} of us sleep. That's not sustainable – and we don't want it to be the norm. So we're doing something about it: all of us are taking a week off. Together.",
+      "some": "some",
+      "all": "all",
+      "p2": "Go outside. Touch grass – or snow. Finish that book you started before npmx took over your evenings. Visit someone you've been meaning to visit. Do something that has nothing to do with code. We'll all be better for it."
+    },
+    "what": {
+      "title": "what's happening",
+      "p1": "Discord is closed {dates}.",
+      "dates": "February 14 – 21",
+      "discord": "All invite links are gone and channels are locked – except {garden}, which stays open for folks already there who want to keep hanging out.",
+      "garden": "#garden",
+      "site": "npmx.dev is still up. Browse packages as usual.",
+      "repo": "The repo is open. Issues and PRs are welcome – but expect us to be hands-off until we're back."
+    },
+    "meantime": {
+      "title": "in the meantime",
+      "p1": "You're more than welcome to keep poking around while we're away. The codebase is on {repo} – dig in, file issues, open PRs. We'll get to everything when we return.",
+      "repo_link": "GitHub",
+      "p2": "Just don't expect a fast review. We'll be somewhere near a cosy fireplace."
+    },
+    "return": {
+      "title": "see you soon",
+      "p1": "We'll come back recharged and ready for the final push to March 3rd. Things are going to get even more interesting after that – so let's make sure we're taking care of each other first.",
+      "p2": "Follow us {social} if you want updates in the meantime.",
+      "social_link": "on Bluesky",
+      "add_to_calendar": "remind me when Discord reopens"
+    },
+    "stats": {
+      "contributors": "Contributors",
+      "commits": "Commits",
+      "pr": "PRs Merged",
+      "subtitle": {
+        "weeks": "{0} weeks",
+        "commits": "{0} commits",
+        "contributors": "{0} contributors"
+      }
+    }
   }
 }

From 924c6f2e090fa7aa898914ac4a4dafa309f35f4f Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: userquin <userquin@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, 12 Feb 2026 12:34:13 +0100
Subject: [PATCH 03/10] chore: respect `prefers-reduced-motion` for the
 bouncing hero emoji

---
 app/pages/vacations.vue | 6 ++++++
 1 file changed, 6 insertions(+)

diff --git a/app/pages/vacations.vue b/app/pages/vacations.vue
index 7f04fd3c4..d3e213a0b 100644
--- a/app/pages/vacations.vue
+++ b/app/pages/vacations.vue
@@ -300,6 +300,12 @@ const stats = {
   animation: bounce 3s infinite;
 }
 
+@media (prefers-reduced-motion: reduce) {
+  .animate-bounce-slow {
+    animation: none;
+  }
+}
+
 @keyframes bounce {
   0%,
   100% {

From abb7b989354273b655047970948607a6ef88a58f Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: userquin <userquin@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, 12 Feb 2026 12:42:16 +0100
Subject: [PATCH 04/10] chore: apply coderabbitai suggestion

---
 app/pages/vacations.vue | 3 ++-
 1 file changed, 2 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/app/pages/vacations.vue b/app/pages/vacations.vue
index d3e213a0b..4fae23da4 100644
--- a/app/pages/vacations.vue
+++ b/app/pages/vacations.vue
@@ -168,7 +168,7 @@ const stats = {
       <div
         class="relative mb-12 px-4 border border-border rounded-lg bg-bg-subtle overflow-hidden select-none"
         :aria-label="$t('vacations.illustration_alt')"
-        role="img"
+        role="group"
       >
         <div class="flex items-center gap-4 sm:gap-5 py-3 sm:py-4 w-max">
           <template v-for="n in 4" :key="`set-${n}`">
@@ -193,6 +193,7 @@ const stats = {
               :key="`${n}-${i}`"
               class="shrink-0 w-5 h-5 sm:w-6 sm:h-6 opacity-40"
               :class="icon"
+              aria-hidden="true"
             />
           </template>
         </div>

From c7e97dc420c861ba85f773efa9e7c2aaf4dd553e Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: userquin <userquin@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, 12 Feb 2026 13:50:57 +0100
Subject: [PATCH 05/10] chore: 3 weeks have passed, not 4 :man_facepalming:

---
 app/pages/vacations.vue | 2 +-
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/app/pages/vacations.vue b/app/pages/vacations.vue
index 4fae23da4..743887ca6 100644
--- a/app/pages/vacations.vue
+++ b/app/pages/vacations.vue
@@ -86,7 +86,7 @@ function downloadIcs() {
 }
 
 const stats = {
-  weeks: '4',
+  weeks: '3',
   contributors: '160+',
   commits: '1.1k+',
   pr: '900+',

From 1f4ae3167db9df630e8783db8a418a8b1bfbfc28 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: userquin <userquin@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, 12 Feb 2026 14:53:02 +0100
Subject: [PATCH 06/10] chore: move stats to i18n json files

---
 app/pages/vacations.vue  | 25 ++++++++++++-------------
 i18n/locales/en.json     |  5 ++++-
 i18n/schema.json         |  9 +++++++++
 lunaria/files/en-GB.json |  5 ++++-
 lunaria/files/en-US.json |  5 ++++-
 5 files changed, 33 insertions(+), 16 deletions(-)

diff --git a/app/pages/vacations.vue b/app/pages/vacations.vue
index 743887ca6..e6e611894 100644
--- a/app/pages/vacations.vue
+++ b/app/pages/vacations.vue
@@ -84,13 +84,6 @@ function downloadIcs() {
   a.click()
   URL.revokeObjectURL(url)
 }
-
-const stats = {
-  weeks: '3',
-  contributors: '160+',
-  commits: '1.1k+',
-  pr: '900+',
-}
 </script>
 
 <template>
@@ -125,13 +118,15 @@ const stats = {
           class="text-fg-muted text-lg sm:text-xl"
         >
           <template #weeks>
-            {{ $t('vacations.stats.subtitle.weeks', [stats.weeks]) }}
+            {{ $t('vacations.stats.subtitle.weeks') }}
           </template>
           <template #contributors>
-            {{ $t('vacations.stats.subtitle.contributors', [stats.contributors]) }}
+            {{
+              $t('vacations.stats.subtitle.contributors', [$t('vacations.stats.contributors_text')])
+            }}
           </template>
           <template #commits>
-            {{ $t('vacations.stats.subtitle.commits', [stats.commits]) }}
+            {{ $t('vacations.stats.subtitle.commits', [$t('vacations.stats.commits_text')]) }}
           </template>
           <template #npmx>
             <strong>npmx</strong>
@@ -144,20 +139,24 @@ const stats = {
       >
         <div class="space-y-1 text-center">
           <div class="font-mono text-2xl sm:text-3xl font-bold text-fg">
-            {{ stats.contributors }}
+            {{ $t('vacations.stats.contributors_text') }}
           </div>
           <div class="text-xs sm:text-sm text-fg-subtle uppercase tracking-wider">
             {{ $t('vacations.stats.contributors') }}
           </div>
         </div>
         <div class="space-y-1 text-center">
-          <div class="font-mono text-2xl sm:text-3xl font-bold text-fg">{{ stats.commits }}</div>
+          <div class="font-mono text-2xl sm:text-3xl font-bold text-fg">
+            {{ $t('vacations.stats.commits_text') }}
+          </div>
           <div class="text-xs sm:text-sm text-fg-subtle uppercase tracking-wider">
             {{ $t('vacations.stats.commits') }}
           </div>
         </div>
         <div class="space-y-1 text-center">
-          <div class="font-mono text-2xl sm:text-3xl font-bold text-fg">{{ stats.pr }}</div>
+          <div class="font-mono text-2xl sm:text-3xl font-bold text-fg">
+            {{ $t('vacations.stats.pr_text') }}
+          </div>
           <div class="text-xs sm:text-sm text-fg-subtle uppercase tracking-wider">
             {{ $t('vacations.stats.pr') }}
           </div>
diff --git a/i18n/locales/en.json b/i18n/locales/en.json
index e85de4121..ddc2d4dfa 100644
--- a/i18n/locales/en.json
+++ b/i18n/locales/en.json
@@ -1148,10 +1148,13 @@
     },
     "stats": {
       "contributors": "Contributors",
+      "contributors_text": "160+",
       "commits": "Commits",
+      "commits_text": "1.1k+",
       "pr": "PRs Merged",
+      "pr_text": "900+",
       "subtitle": {
-        "weeks": "{0} weeks",
+        "weeks": "3 weeks",
         "commits": "{0} commits",
         "contributors": "{0} contributors"
       }
diff --git a/i18n/schema.json b/i18n/schema.json
index 98a68469c..f2ca4c0db 100644
--- a/i18n/schema.json
+++ b/i18n/schema.json
@@ -3448,12 +3448,21 @@
             "contributors": {
               "type": "string"
             },
+            "contributors_text": {
+              "type": "string"
+            },
             "commits": {
               "type": "string"
             },
+            "commits_text": {
+              "type": "string"
+            },
             "pr": {
               "type": "string"
             },
+            "pr_text": {
+              "type": "string"
+            },
             "subtitle": {
               "type": "object",
               "properties": {
diff --git a/lunaria/files/en-GB.json b/lunaria/files/en-GB.json
index e86d52713..3c1d1a974 100644
--- a/lunaria/files/en-GB.json
+++ b/lunaria/files/en-GB.json
@@ -1147,10 +1147,13 @@
     },
     "stats": {
       "contributors": "Contributors",
+      "contributors_text": "160+",
       "commits": "Commits",
+      "commits_text": "1.1k+",
       "pr": "PRs Merged",
+      "pr_text": "900+",
       "subtitle": {
-        "weeks": "{0} weeks",
+        "weeks": "3 weeks",
         "commits": "{0} commits",
         "contributors": "{0} contributors"
       }
diff --git a/lunaria/files/en-US.json b/lunaria/files/en-US.json
index b5de2a379..0b9adc9d6 100644
--- a/lunaria/files/en-US.json
+++ b/lunaria/files/en-US.json
@@ -1147,10 +1147,13 @@
     },
     "stats": {
       "contributors": "Contributors",
+      "contributors_text": "160+",
       "commits": "Commits",
+      "commits_text": "1.1k+",
       "pr": "PRs Merged",
+      "pr_text": "900+",
       "subtitle": {
-        "weeks": "{0} weeks",
+        "weeks": "3 weeks",
         "commits": "{0} commits",
         "contributors": "{0} contributors"
       }

From 7f3c9a71dae6bcac2200e5fa4b2c531b94adaea5 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Daniel Roe <daniel@roe.dev>
Date: Thu, 12 Feb 2026 16:38:27 +0000
Subject: [PATCH 07/10] refactor: rework content and move to `/holiday`

---
 app/pages/{vacations.vue => holiday.vue}      | 158 +++++++-----------
 i18n/locales/en.json                          |  29 +---
 i18n/schema.json                              |  39 +----
 lunaria/files/en-GB.json                      |  29 +---
 lunaria/files/en-US.json                      |  29 +---
 nuxt.config.ts                                |   2 +-
 .../middleware/canonical-redirects.global.ts  |   2 +-
 7 files changed, 91 insertions(+), 197 deletions(-)
 rename app/pages/{vacations.vue => holiday.vue} (65%)

diff --git a/app/pages/vacations.vue b/app/pages/holiday.vue
similarity index 65%
rename from app/pages/vacations.vue
rename to app/pages/holiday.vue
index e6e611894..551dad58e 100644
--- a/app/pages/vacations.vue
+++ b/app/pages/holiday.vue
@@ -45,6 +45,14 @@ const icons = [
 ] as const
 
 // --- .ics calendar reminder ---
+
+// Format as UTC for the .ics file
+const fmt = (d: Date) =>
+  d
+    .toISOString()
+    .replace(/[-:]/g, '')
+    .replace(/\.\d{3}/, '')
+
 // Pick a random daytime hour (9–17) in the user's local timezone on Feb 22
 // so reminders are staggered and people don't all flood in at once.
 function downloadIcs() {
@@ -52,19 +60,12 @@ function downloadIcs() {
   const start = new Date(2026, 1, 22, hour, 0, 0) // month is 0-indexed
   const end = new Date(2026, 1, 22, hour + 1, 0, 0)
 
-  // Format as UTC for the .ics file
-  const fmt = (d: Date) =>
-    d
-      .toISOString()
-      .replace(/[-:]/g, '')
-      .replace(/\.\d{3}/, '')
-
   const uid = `npmx-vacations-${start.getTime()}@npmx.dev`
 
   const ics = [
     'BEGIN:VCALENDAR',
     'VERSION:2.0',
-    'PRODID:-//npmx//vacations//EN',
+    'PRODID:-//npmx//holiday//EN',
     'BEGIN:VEVENT',
     `DTSTART:${fmt(start)}`,
     `DTEND:${fmt(end)}`,
@@ -117,19 +118,12 @@ function downloadIcs() {
           scope="global"
           class="text-fg-muted text-lg sm:text-xl"
         >
-          <template #weeks>
-            {{ $t('vacations.stats.subtitle.weeks') }}
-          </template>
-          <template #contributors>
-            {{
-              $t('vacations.stats.subtitle.contributors', [$t('vacations.stats.contributors_text')])
-            }}
-          </template>
-          <template #commits>
-            {{ $t('vacations.stats.subtitle.commits', [$t('vacations.stats.commits_text')]) }}
-          </template>
-          <template #npmx>
-            <strong>npmx</strong>
+          <template #some>
+            <span class="line-through decoration-fg">{{
+              $t('vacations.stats.subtitle.some')
+            }}</span>
+            {{ ' ' }}
+            <strong class="text-fg">{{ $t('vacations.stats.subtitle.all') }}</strong>
           </template>
         </i18n-t>
       </header>
@@ -163,57 +157,7 @@ function downloadIcs() {
         </div>
       </div>
 
-      <!-- Icon banner — a single row of cosy icons, clipped to fill width -->
-      <div
-        class="relative mb-12 px-4 border border-border rounded-lg bg-bg-subtle overflow-hidden select-none"
-        :aria-label="$t('vacations.illustration_alt')"
-        role="group"
-      >
-        <div class="flex items-center gap-4 sm:gap-5 py-3 sm:py-4 w-max">
-          <template v-for="n in 4" :key="`set-${n}`">
-            <!-- Campsite icon — click it 3x to light the fire -->
-            <button
-              type="button"
-              class="relative shrink-0 cursor-pointer rounded transition-transform duration-200 hover:scale-110 focus-visible:outline-accent/70 w-5 h-5 sm:w-6 sm:h-6"
-              :aria-label="$t('vacations.poke_log')"
-              @click="pokeLog"
-            >
-              <span
-                class="absolute inset-0 i-carbon:fire w-5 h-5 sm:w-6 sm:h-6 text-orange-400 transition-opacity duration-400"
-                :class="fireVisible ? 'opacity-100' : 'opacity-0'"
-              />
-              <span
-                class="absolute inset-0 i-carbon:campsite w-5 h-5 sm:w-6 sm:h-6 transition-colors duration-400"
-                :class="fireVisible ? 'text-amber-700' : ''"
-              />
-            </button>
-            <span
-              v-for="(icon, i) in icons"
-              :key="`${n}-${i}`"
-              class="shrink-0 w-5 h-5 sm:w-6 sm:h-6 opacity-40"
-              :class="icon"
-              aria-hidden="true"
-            />
-          </template>
-        </div>
-      </div>
-
       <section class="prose prose-invert max-w-none space-y-8">
-        <div>
-          <p class="text-fg-muted leading-relaxed mb-4">
-            <i18n-t keypath="vacations.intro.p1" tag="span" scope="global">
-              <template #some>
-                <span class="line-through decoration-fg">{{ $t('vacations.intro.some') }}</span>
-                {{ ' ' }}
-                <strong class="text-fg">{{ $t('vacations.intro.all') }}</strong>
-              </template>
-            </i18n-t>
-          </p>
-          <p class="text-fg-muted leading-relaxed">
-            {{ $t('vacations.intro.p2') }}
-          </p>
-        </div>
-
         <!-- What's happening -->
         <div>
           <h2 class="text-lg text-fg-subtle uppercase tracking-wider mb-4">
@@ -226,26 +170,13 @@ function downloadIcs() {
               </template>
             </i18n-t>
           </p>
-          <ul class="space-y-3 text-fg-muted list-none p-0">
-            <li class="flex items-start gap-3">
-              <span class="text-fg-subtle shrink-0 mt-1">&mdash;</span>
-              <span>
-                <i18n-t keypath="vacations.what.discord" tag="span" scope="global">
-                  <template #garden>
-                    <code class="font-mono text-fg text-sm">{{ $t('vacations.what.garden') }}</code>
-                  </template>
-                </i18n-t>
-              </span>
-            </li>
-            <li class="flex items-start gap-3">
-              <span class="text-fg-subtle shrink-0 mt-1">&mdash;</span>
-              <span>{{ $t('vacations.what.site') }}</span>
-            </li>
-            <li class="flex items-start gap-3">
-              <span class="text-fg-subtle shrink-0 mt-1">&mdash;</span>
-              <span>{{ $t('vacations.what.repo') }}</span>
-            </li>
-          </ul>
+          <p class="text-fg-muted leading-relaxed mb-4">
+            <i18n-t keypath="vacations.what.p2" tag="span" scope="global">
+              <template #garden>
+                <code class="font-mono text-fg text-sm">{{ $t('vacations.what.garden') }}</code>
+              </template>
+            </i18n-t>
+          </p>
         </div>
 
         <!-- In the meantime -->
@@ -253,7 +184,7 @@ function downloadIcs() {
           <h2 class="text-lg text-fg-subtle uppercase tracking-wider mb-4">
             {{ $t('vacations.meantime.title') }}
           </h2>
-          <p class="text-fg-muted leading-relaxed mb-4">
+          <p class="text-fg-muted leading-relaxed">
             <i18n-t keypath="vacations.meantime.p1" tag="span" scope="global">
               <template #repo>
                 <LinkBase to="https://repo.npmx.dev">
@@ -262,9 +193,41 @@ function downloadIcs() {
               </template>
             </i18n-t>
           </p>
-          <p class="text-fg-muted leading-relaxed">
-            {{ $t('vacations.meantime.p2') }}
-          </p>
+        </div>
+
+        <!-- Icon banner — a single row of cosy icons, clipped to fill width -->
+        <div
+          class="relative mb-12 px-4 border border-border rounded-lg bg-bg-subtle overflow-hidden select-none"
+          :aria-label="$t('vacations.illustration_alt')"
+          role="group"
+        >
+          <div class="flex items-center gap-4 sm:gap-5 py-3 sm:py-4 w-max">
+            <template v-for="n in 4" :key="`set-${n}`">
+              <!-- Campsite icon — click it 3x to light the fire -->
+              <button
+                type="button"
+                class="relative shrink-0 cursor-pointer rounded transition-transform duration-200 hover:scale-110 focus-visible:outline-accent/70 w-5 h-5 sm:w-6 sm:h-6"
+                :aria-label="$t('vacations.poke_log')"
+                @click="pokeLog"
+              >
+                <span
+                  class="absolute inset-0 i-carbon:fire w-5 h-5 sm:w-6 sm:h-6 text-orange-400 transition-opacity duration-400"
+                  :class="fireVisible ? 'opacity-100' : 'opacity-0'"
+                />
+                <span
+                  class="absolute inset-0 i-carbon:campsite w-5 h-5 sm:w-6 sm:h-6 transition-colors duration-400"
+                  :class="fireVisible ? 'text-amber-700' : ''"
+                />
+              </button>
+              <span
+                v-for="(icon, i) in icons"
+                :key="`${n}-${i}`"
+                class="shrink-0 w-5 h-5 sm:w-6 sm:h-6 opacity-40"
+                :class="icon"
+                aria-hidden="true"
+              />
+            </template>
+          </div>
         </div>
 
         <!-- See you soon -->
@@ -272,11 +235,8 @@ function downloadIcs() {
           <h2 class="text-lg text-fg-subtle uppercase tracking-wider mb-4">
             {{ $t('vacations.return.title') }}
           </h2>
-          <p class="text-fg-muted leading-relaxed mb-4">
-            {{ $t('vacations.return.p1') }}
-          </p>
           <p class="text-fg-muted leading-relaxed mb-6">
-            <i18n-t keypath="vacations.return.p2" tag="span" scope="global">
+            <i18n-t keypath="vacations.return.p1" tag="span" scope="global">
               <template #social>
                 <LinkBase to="https://social.npmx.dev">
                   {{ $t('vacations.return.social_link') }}
diff --git a/i18n/locales/en.json b/i18n/locales/en.json
index ddc2d4dfa..f13e891ef 100644
--- a/i18n/locales/en.json
+++ b/i18n/locales/en.json
@@ -1115,34 +1115,24 @@
     "title": "on vacation",
     "meta_description": "The npmx team is recharging. Discord reopens in a week.",
     "heading": "recharging",
-    "subtitle": "after {weeks} of intense coding, {contributors}, and over {commits}, the {npmx} team is taking a short break, because it's a marathon, not a sprint.",
+    "subtitle": "we've been building npmx at a pace that has cost {some} of us sleep. we don't want that to be the norm! so we are taking a week off. together.",
     "illustration_alt": "a single row of cosy icons",
     "poke_log": "Poke the campfire",
-    "intro": {
-      "p1": "We've been building npmx at a pace that has cost {some} of us sleep. That's not sustainable – and we don't want it to be the norm. So we're doing something about it: all of us are taking a week off. Together.",
-      "some": "some",
-      "all": "all",
-      "p2": "Go outside. Touch grass – or snow. Finish that book you started before npmx took over your evenings. Visit someone you've been meaning to visit. Do something that has nothing to do with code. We'll all be better for it."
-    },
     "what": {
       "title": "what's happening",
-      "p1": "Discord is closed {dates}.",
+      "p1": "discord is closed {dates}.",
       "dates": "February 14 – 21",
-      "discord": "All invite links are gone and channels are locked – except {garden}, which stays open for folks already there who want to keep hanging out.",
-      "garden": "#garden",
-      "site": "npmx.dev is still up. Browse packages as usual.",
-      "repo": "The repo is open. Issues and PRs are welcome – but expect us to be hands-off until we're back."
+      "p2": "all invite links are gone and channels are locked – except {garden}, which stays open for folks who want to keep hanging out.",
+      "garden": "#garden"
     },
     "meantime": {
       "title": "in the meantime",
-      "p1": "You're more than welcome to keep poking around while we're away. The codebase is on {repo} – dig in, file issues, open PRs. We'll get to everything when we return.",
-      "repo_link": "GitHub",
-      "p2": "Just don't expect a fast review. We'll be somewhere near a cosy fireplace."
+      "p1": "npmx.dev and the {repo} stay open – dig in, file issues, open PRs. we'll get to everything when we're back. just don't expect a fast review. we'll be somewhere near a cosy fireplace.",
+      "repo_link": "GitHub"
     },
     "return": {
       "title": "see you soon",
-      "p1": "We'll come back recharged and ready for the final push to March 3rd. Things are going to get even more interesting after that – so let's make sure we're taking care of each other first.",
-      "p2": "Follow us {social} if you want updates in the meantime.",
+      "p1": "we'll come back recharged and ready for the final push to March 3rd. follow us {social} for updates.",
       "social_link": "on Bluesky",
       "add_to_calendar": "remind me when Discord reopens"
     },
@@ -1154,9 +1144,8 @@
       "pr": "PRs Merged",
       "pr_text": "900+",
       "subtitle": {
-        "weeks": "3 weeks",
-        "commits": "{0} commits",
-        "contributors": "{0} contributors"
+        "some": "some",
+        "all": "all"
       }
     }
   }
diff --git a/i18n/schema.json b/i18n/schema.json
index f2ca4c0db..2dc797221 100644
--- a/i18n/schema.json
+++ b/i18n/schema.json
@@ -3358,24 +3358,6 @@
         "poke_log": {
           "type": "string"
         },
-        "intro": {
-          "type": "object",
-          "properties": {
-            "p1": {
-              "type": "string"
-            },
-            "some": {
-              "type": "string"
-            },
-            "all": {
-              "type": "string"
-            },
-            "p2": {
-              "type": "string"
-            }
-          },
-          "additionalProperties": false
-        },
         "what": {
           "type": "object",
           "properties": {
@@ -3388,17 +3370,11 @@
             "dates": {
               "type": "string"
             },
-            "discord": {
+            "p2": {
               "type": "string"
             },
             "garden": {
               "type": "string"
-            },
-            "site": {
-              "type": "string"
-            },
-            "repo": {
-              "type": "string"
             }
           },
           "additionalProperties": false
@@ -3414,9 +3390,6 @@
             },
             "repo_link": {
               "type": "string"
-            },
-            "p2": {
-              "type": "string"
             }
           },
           "additionalProperties": false
@@ -3430,9 +3403,6 @@
             "p1": {
               "type": "string"
             },
-            "p2": {
-              "type": "string"
-            },
             "social_link": {
               "type": "string"
             },
@@ -3466,13 +3436,10 @@
             "subtitle": {
               "type": "object",
               "properties": {
-                "weeks": {
+                "some": {
                   "type": "string"
                 },
-                "commits": {
-                  "type": "string"
-                },
-                "contributors": {
+                "all": {
                   "type": "string"
                 }
               },
diff --git a/lunaria/files/en-GB.json b/lunaria/files/en-GB.json
index 3c1d1a974..0e3b680c7 100644
--- a/lunaria/files/en-GB.json
+++ b/lunaria/files/en-GB.json
@@ -1114,34 +1114,24 @@
     "title": "on vacation",
     "meta_description": "The npmx team is recharging. Discord reopens in a week.",
     "heading": "recharging",
-    "subtitle": "after {weeks} of intense coding, {contributors}, and over {commits}, the {npmx} team is taking a short break, because it's a marathon, not a sprint.",
+    "subtitle": "we've been building npmx at a pace that has cost {some} of us sleep. we don't want that to be the norm! so we are taking a week off. together.",
     "illustration_alt": "a single row of cosy icons",
     "poke_log": "Poke the campfire",
-    "intro": {
-      "p1": "We've been building npmx at a pace that has cost {some} of us sleep. That's not sustainable – and we don't want it to be the norm. So we're doing something about it: all of us are taking a week off. Together.",
-      "some": "some",
-      "all": "all",
-      "p2": "Go outside. Touch grass – or snow. Finish that book you started before npmx took over your evenings. Visit someone you've been meaning to visit. Do something that has nothing to do with code. We'll all be better for it."
-    },
     "what": {
       "title": "what's happening",
-      "p1": "Discord is closed {dates}.",
+      "p1": "discord is closed {dates}.",
       "dates": "February 14 – 21",
-      "discord": "All invite links are gone and channels are locked – except {garden}, which stays open for folks already there who want to keep hanging out.",
-      "garden": "#garden",
-      "site": "npmx.dev is still up. Browse packages as usual.",
-      "repo": "The repo is open. Issues and PRs are welcome – but expect us to be hands-off until we're back."
+      "p2": "all invite links are gone and channels are locked – except {garden}, which stays open for folks who want to keep hanging out.",
+      "garden": "#garden"
     },
     "meantime": {
       "title": "in the meantime",
-      "p1": "You're more than welcome to keep poking around while we're away. The codebase is on {repo} – dig in, file issues, open PRs. We'll get to everything when we return.",
-      "repo_link": "GitHub",
-      "p2": "Just don't expect a fast review. We'll be somewhere near a cosy fireplace."
+      "p1": "npmx.dev and the {repo} stay open – dig in, file issues, open PRs. we'll get to everything when we're back. just don't expect a fast review. we'll be somewhere near a cosy fireplace.",
+      "repo_link": "GitHub"
     },
     "return": {
       "title": "see you soon",
-      "p1": "We'll come back recharged and ready for the final push to March 3rd. Things are going to get even more interesting after that – so let's make sure we're taking care of each other first.",
-      "p2": "Follow us {social} if you want updates in the meantime.",
+      "p1": "we'll come back recharged and ready for the final push to March 3rd. follow us {social} for updates.",
       "social_link": "on Bluesky",
       "add_to_calendar": "remind me when Discord reopens"
     },
@@ -1153,9 +1143,8 @@
       "pr": "PRs Merged",
       "pr_text": "900+",
       "subtitle": {
-        "weeks": "3 weeks",
-        "commits": "{0} commits",
-        "contributors": "{0} contributors"
+        "some": "some",
+        "all": "all"
       }
     }
   }
diff --git a/lunaria/files/en-US.json b/lunaria/files/en-US.json
index 0b9adc9d6..c0e92fae9 100644
--- a/lunaria/files/en-US.json
+++ b/lunaria/files/en-US.json
@@ -1114,34 +1114,24 @@
     "title": "on vacation",
     "meta_description": "The npmx team is recharging. Discord reopens in a week.",
     "heading": "recharging",
-    "subtitle": "after {weeks} of intense coding, {contributors}, and over {commits}, the {npmx} team is taking a short break, because it's a marathon, not a sprint.",
+    "subtitle": "we've been building npmx at a pace that has cost {some} of us sleep. we don't want that to be the norm! so we are taking a week off. together.",
     "illustration_alt": "a single row of cosy icons",
     "poke_log": "Poke the campfire",
-    "intro": {
-      "p1": "We've been building npmx at a pace that has cost {some} of us sleep. That's not sustainable – and we don't want it to be the norm. So we're doing something about it: all of us are taking a week off. Together.",
-      "some": "some",
-      "all": "all",
-      "p2": "Go outside. Touch grass – or snow. Finish that book you started before npmx took over your evenings. Visit someone you've been meaning to visit. Do something that has nothing to do with code. We'll all be better for it."
-    },
     "what": {
       "title": "what's happening",
-      "p1": "Discord is closed {dates}.",
+      "p1": "discord is closed {dates}.",
       "dates": "February 14 – 21",
-      "discord": "All invite links are gone and channels are locked – except {garden}, which stays open for folks already there who want to keep hanging out.",
-      "garden": "#garden",
-      "site": "npmx.dev is still up. Browse packages as usual.",
-      "repo": "The repo is open. Issues and PRs are welcome – but expect us to be hands-off until we're back."
+      "p2": "all invite links are gone and channels are locked – except {garden}, which stays open for folks who want to keep hanging out.",
+      "garden": "#garden"
     },
     "meantime": {
       "title": "in the meantime",
-      "p1": "You're more than welcome to keep poking around while we're away. The codebase is on {repo} – dig in, file issues, open PRs. We'll get to everything when we return.",
-      "repo_link": "GitHub",
-      "p2": "Just don't expect a fast review. We'll be somewhere near a cosy fireplace."
+      "p1": "npmx.dev and the {repo} stay open – dig in, file issues, open PRs. we'll get to everything when we're back. just don't expect a fast review. we'll be somewhere near a cosy fireplace.",
+      "repo_link": "GitHub"
     },
     "return": {
       "title": "see you soon",
-      "p1": "We'll come back recharged and ready for the final push to March 3rd. Things are going to get even more interesting after that – so let's make sure we're taking care of each other first.",
-      "p2": "Follow us {social} if you want updates in the meantime.",
+      "p1": "we'll come back recharged and ready for the final push to March 3rd. follow us {social} for updates.",
       "social_link": "on Bluesky",
       "add_to_calendar": "remind me when Discord reopens"
     },
@@ -1153,9 +1143,8 @@
       "pr": "PRs Merged",
       "pr_text": "900+",
       "subtitle": {
-        "weeks": "3 weeks",
-        "commits": "{0} commits",
-        "contributors": "{0} contributors"
+        "some": "some",
+        "all": "all"
       }
     }
   }
diff --git a/nuxt.config.ts b/nuxt.config.ts
index 5649d2a54..558cae9c0 100644
--- a/nuxt.config.ts
+++ b/nuxt.config.ts
@@ -149,7 +149,7 @@ export default defineNuxtConfig({
     '/privacy': { prerender: true },
     '/search': { isr: false, cache: false }, // never cache
     '/settings': { prerender: true },
-    '/vacations': { prerender: true },
+    '/holiday': { prerender: true },
     // proxy for insights
     '/_v/script.js': { proxy: 'https://npmx.dev/_vercel/insights/script.js' },
     '/_v/view': { proxy: 'https://npmx.dev/_vercel/insights/view' },
diff --git a/server/middleware/canonical-redirects.global.ts b/server/middleware/canonical-redirects.global.ts
index 0e0a3209b..daeef4ee1 100644
--- a/server/middleware/canonical-redirects.global.ts
+++ b/server/middleware/canonical-redirects.global.ts
@@ -25,7 +25,7 @@ const pages = [
   '/privacy',
   '/search',
   '/settings',
-  '/vacations',
+  '/holiday',
 ]
 
 const cacheControl = 's-maxage=3600, stale-while-revalidate=36000'

From 8ba9784603cac86fbd677f7494a2d3b76ee569fd Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Daniel Roe <daniel@roe.dev>
Date: Thu, 12 Feb 2026 17:37:09 +0000
Subject: [PATCH 08/10] feat: add bluesky post embed + live metrics

---
 app/components/BlueskyPostEmbed.client.vue | 128 +++++++++++++++++++++
 app/pages/holiday.vue                      |  84 +++++++++-----
 i18n/locales/en.json                       |  11 +-
 i18n/schema.json                           |   9 --
 lunaria/files/en-GB.json                   |  11 +-
 lunaria/files/en-US.json                   |  11 +-
 server/api/repo-stats.get.ts               |  80 +++++++++++++
 7 files changed, 274 insertions(+), 60 deletions(-)
 create mode 100644 app/components/BlueskyPostEmbed.client.vue
 create mode 100644 server/api/repo-stats.get.ts

diff --git a/app/components/BlueskyPostEmbed.client.vue b/app/components/BlueskyPostEmbed.client.vue
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..32e3b982a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/app/components/BlueskyPostEmbed.client.vue
@@ -0,0 +1,128 @@
+<script setup lang="ts">
+import { BLUESKY_API, BSKY_POST_AT_URI_REGEX } from '#shared/utils/constants'
+
+const props = defineProps<{
+  /** AT URI of the post, e.g. at://did:plc:.../app.bsky.feed.post/... */
+  uri: string
+}>()
+
+interface PostAuthor {
+  did: string
+  handle: string
+  displayName?: string
+  avatar?: string
+}
+
+interface EmbedImage {
+  thumb: string
+  fullsize: string
+  alt: string
+  aspectRatio?: { width: number; height: number }
+}
+
+interface BlueskyPost {
+  uri: string
+  author: PostAuthor
+  record: { text: string; createdAt: string }
+  embed?: { $type: string; images?: EmbedImage[] }
+  likeCount?: number
+  replyCount?: number
+  repostCount?: number
+}
+
+const postUrl = computed(() => {
+  const match = props.uri.match(BSKY_POST_AT_URI_REGEX)
+  if (!match) return null
+  const [, did, rkey] = match
+  return `https://bsky.app/profile/${did}/post/${rkey}`
+})
+
+const { data: post, status } = useAsyncData(
+  `bsky-post-${props.uri}`,
+  async (): Promise<BlueskyPost | null> => {
+    const response = await $fetch<{ posts: BlueskyPost[] }>(
+      `${BLUESKY_API}/xrpc/app.bsky.feed.getPosts`,
+      { query: { uris: props.uri } },
+    )
+    return response.posts[0] ?? null
+  },
+  { lazy: true, server: false },
+)
+</script>
+
+<template>
+  <div
+    v-if="status === 'pending'"
+    class="rounded-lg border border-border bg-bg-subtle p-6 text-center text-fg-subtle text-sm"
+  >
+    <span class="i-svg-spinners:90-ring-with-bg h-5 w-5 inline-block" />
+  </div>
+
+  <a
+    v-else-if="post"
+    :href="postUrl ?? '#'"
+    target="_blank"
+    rel="noopener noreferrer"
+    class="block rounded-lg border border-border bg-bg-subtle p-4 sm:p-5 no-underline hover:border-border-hover transition-colors duration-200"
+  >
+    <!-- Author row -->
+    <div class="flex items-center gap-3 mb-3">
+      <img
+        v-if="post.author.avatar"
+        :src="`${post.author.avatar}?size=48`"
+        :alt="post.author.displayName || post.author.handle"
+        width="40"
+        height="40"
+        class="w-10 h-10 rounded-full"
+        loading="lazy"
+      />
+      <div class="min-w-0">
+        <div class="font-medium text-fg truncate">
+          {{ post.author.displayName || post.author.handle }}
+        </div>
+        <div class="text-sm text-fg-subtle truncate">@{{ post.author.handle }}</div>
+      </div>
+      <span
+        class="i-carbon:logo-bluesky w-5 h-5 text-fg-subtle ms-auto shrink-0"
+        aria-hidden="true"
+      />
+    </div>
+
+    <!-- Post text -->
+    <p class="text-fg-muted whitespace-pre-wrap leading-relaxed mb-3">{{ post.record.text }}</p>
+
+    <!-- Embedded images -->
+    <template v-if="post.embed?.images?.length">
+      <img
+        v-for="(img, i) in post.embed.images"
+        :key="i"
+        :src="img.fullsize"
+        :alt="img.alt"
+        class="w-full mb-3 rounded-lg object-cover"
+        :style="
+          img.aspectRatio
+            ? { aspectRatio: `${img.aspectRatio.width}/${img.aspectRatio.height}` }
+            : undefined
+        "
+        loading="lazy"
+      />
+    </template>
+
+    <!-- Timestamp + engagement -->
+    <div class="flex items-center gap-4 text-sm text-fg-subtle">
+      <DateTime :datetime="post.record.createdAt" date-style="medium" />
+      <span v-if="post.likeCount" class="flex items-center gap-1">
+        <span class="i-carbon:favorite w-3.5 h-3.5" aria-hidden="true" />
+        {{ post.likeCount }}
+      </span>
+      <span v-if="post.repostCount" class="flex items-center gap-1">
+        <span class="i-carbon:repeat w-3.5 h-3.5" aria-hidden="true" />
+        {{ post.repostCount }}
+      </span>
+      <span v-if="post.replyCount" class="flex items-center gap-1">
+        <span class="i-carbon:chat w-3.5 h-3.5" aria-hidden="true" />
+        {{ post.replyCount }}
+      </span>
+    </div>
+  </a>
+</template>
diff --git a/app/pages/holiday.vue b/app/pages/holiday.vue
index 551dad58e..9725c2004 100644
--- a/app/pages/holiday.vue
+++ b/app/pages/holiday.vue
@@ -20,6 +20,20 @@ defineOgImageComponent('Default', {
 const router = useRouter()
 const canGoBack = useCanGoBack()
 
+const { data: stats } = useFetch('/api/repo-stats')
+
+/**
+ * Formats a number into a compact human-readable string.
+ * e.g. 1142 → "1.1k+", 163 → "160+"
+ */
+function formatStat(n: number): string {
+  if (n >= 1000) {
+    const k = Math.floor(n / 100) / 10
+    return `${k}k+`
+  }
+  return `${Math.floor(n / 10) * 10}+`
+}
+
 // --- Cosy fireplace easter egg ---
 const logClicks = ref(0)
 const fireVisible = ref(false)
@@ -127,34 +141,11 @@ function downloadIcs() {
           </template>
         </i18n-t>
       </header>
-
-      <div
-        class="grid grid-cols-3 justify-center gap-4 sm:gap-8 mb-8 py-8 border-y border-border/50"
-      >
-        <div class="space-y-1 text-center">
-          <div class="font-mono text-2xl sm:text-3xl font-bold text-fg">
-            {{ $t('vacations.stats.contributors_text') }}
-          </div>
-          <div class="text-xs sm:text-sm text-fg-subtle uppercase tracking-wider">
-            {{ $t('vacations.stats.contributors') }}
-          </div>
-        </div>
-        <div class="space-y-1 text-center">
-          <div class="font-mono text-2xl sm:text-3xl font-bold text-fg">
-            {{ $t('vacations.stats.commits_text') }}
-          </div>
-          <div class="text-xs sm:text-sm text-fg-subtle uppercase tracking-wider">
-            {{ $t('vacations.stats.commits') }}
-          </div>
-        </div>
-        <div class="space-y-1 text-center">
-          <div class="font-mono text-2xl sm:text-3xl font-bold text-fg">
-            {{ $t('vacations.stats.pr_text') }}
-          </div>
-          <div class="text-xs sm:text-sm text-fg-subtle uppercase tracking-wider">
-            {{ $t('vacations.stats.pr') }}
-          </div>
-        </div>
+      <!-- Bluesky post embed -->
+      <div class="my-8">
+        <BlueskyPostEmbed
+          uri="at://did:plc:u5zp7npt5kpueado77kuihyz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mejzn5mrcc2g"
+        />
       </div>
 
       <section class="prose prose-invert max-w-none space-y-8">
@@ -186,8 +177,11 @@ function downloadIcs() {
           </h2>
           <p class="text-fg-muted leading-relaxed">
             <i18n-t keypath="vacations.meantime.p1" tag="span" scope="global">
+              <template #site>
+                <LinkBase class="font-sans" to="/">npmx.dev</LinkBase>
+              </template>
               <template #repo>
-                <LinkBase to="https://repo.npmx.dev">
+                <LinkBase class="font-sans" to="https://repo.npmx.dev">
                   {{ $t('vacations.meantime.repo_link') }}
                 </LinkBase>
               </template>
@@ -238,7 +232,7 @@ function downloadIcs() {
           <p class="text-fg-muted leading-relaxed mb-6">
             <i18n-t keypath="vacations.return.p1" tag="span" scope="global">
               <template #social>
-                <LinkBase to="https://social.npmx.dev">
+                <LinkBase class="font-sans" to="https://social.npmx.dev">
                   {{ $t('vacations.return.social_link') }}
                 </LinkBase>
               </template>
@@ -250,6 +244,36 @@ function downloadIcs() {
             {{ $t('vacations.return.add_to_calendar') }}
           </ButtonBase>
         </div>
+
+        <div
+          v-if="stats"
+          class="grid grid-cols-3 justify-center gap-4 sm:gap-8 mb-8 py-8 border-y border-border/50"
+        >
+          <div class="space-y-1 text-center">
+            <div class="font-mono text-2xl sm:text-3xl font-bold text-fg">
+              {{ formatStat(stats.contributors) }}
+            </div>
+            <div class="text-xs sm:text-sm text-fg-subtle uppercase tracking-wider">
+              {{ $t('vacations.stats.contributors') }}
+            </div>
+          </div>
+          <div class="space-y-1 text-center">
+            <div class="font-mono text-2xl sm:text-3xl font-bold text-fg">
+              {{ formatStat(stats.commits) }}
+            </div>
+            <div class="text-xs sm:text-sm text-fg-subtle uppercase tracking-wider">
+              {{ $t('vacations.stats.commits') }}
+            </div>
+          </div>
+          <div class="space-y-1 text-center">
+            <div class="font-mono text-2xl sm:text-3xl font-bold text-fg">
+              {{ formatStat(stats.pullRequests) }}
+            </div>
+            <div class="text-xs sm:text-sm text-fg-subtle uppercase tracking-wider">
+              {{ $t('vacations.stats.pr') }}
+            </div>
+          </div>
+        </div>
       </section>
     </article>
   </main>
diff --git a/i18n/locales/en.json b/i18n/locales/en.json
index f13e891ef..adcc6e675 100644
--- a/i18n/locales/en.json
+++ b/i18n/locales/en.json
@@ -1127,22 +1127,19 @@
     },
     "meantime": {
       "title": "in the meantime",
-      "p1": "npmx.dev and the {repo} stay open – dig in, file issues, open PRs. we'll get to everything when we're back. just don't expect a fast review. we'll be somewhere near a cosy fireplace.",
-      "repo_link": "GitHub"
+      "p1": "{site} and {repo} stay open – dig in, file issues, open PRs. we'll get to everything when we're back. just don't expect a fast review. we'll be somewhere near a cosy fireplace.",
+      "repo_link": "the repo"
     },
     "return": {
       "title": "see you soon",
-      "p1": "we'll come back recharged and ready for the final push to March 3rd. follow us {social} for updates.",
-      "social_link": "on Bluesky",
+      "p1": "we'll come back recharged and ready for the final push to March 3rd. {social} for updates.",
+      "social_link": "follow us on Bluesky",
       "add_to_calendar": "remind me when Discord reopens"
     },
     "stats": {
       "contributors": "Contributors",
-      "contributors_text": "160+",
       "commits": "Commits",
-      "commits_text": "1.1k+",
       "pr": "PRs Merged",
-      "pr_text": "900+",
       "subtitle": {
         "some": "some",
         "all": "all"
diff --git a/i18n/schema.json b/i18n/schema.json
index 2dc797221..92163031c 100644
--- a/i18n/schema.json
+++ b/i18n/schema.json
@@ -3418,21 +3418,12 @@
             "contributors": {
               "type": "string"
             },
-            "contributors_text": {
-              "type": "string"
-            },
             "commits": {
               "type": "string"
             },
-            "commits_text": {
-              "type": "string"
-            },
             "pr": {
               "type": "string"
             },
-            "pr_text": {
-              "type": "string"
-            },
             "subtitle": {
               "type": "object",
               "properties": {
diff --git a/lunaria/files/en-GB.json b/lunaria/files/en-GB.json
index 0e3b680c7..0949dc42c 100644
--- a/lunaria/files/en-GB.json
+++ b/lunaria/files/en-GB.json
@@ -1126,22 +1126,19 @@
     },
     "meantime": {
       "title": "in the meantime",
-      "p1": "npmx.dev and the {repo} stay open – dig in, file issues, open PRs. we'll get to everything when we're back. just don't expect a fast review. we'll be somewhere near a cosy fireplace.",
-      "repo_link": "GitHub"
+      "p1": "{site} and {repo} stay open – dig in, file issues, open PRs. we'll get to everything when we're back. just don't expect a fast review. we'll be somewhere near a cosy fireplace.",
+      "repo_link": "the repo"
     },
     "return": {
       "title": "see you soon",
-      "p1": "we'll come back recharged and ready for the final push to March 3rd. follow us {social} for updates.",
-      "social_link": "on Bluesky",
+      "p1": "we'll come back recharged and ready for the final push to March 3rd. {social} for updates.",
+      "social_link": "follow us on Bluesky",
       "add_to_calendar": "remind me when Discord reopens"
     },
     "stats": {
       "contributors": "Contributors",
-      "contributors_text": "160+",
       "commits": "Commits",
-      "commits_text": "1.1k+",
       "pr": "PRs Merged",
-      "pr_text": "900+",
       "subtitle": {
         "some": "some",
         "all": "all"
diff --git a/lunaria/files/en-US.json b/lunaria/files/en-US.json
index c0e92fae9..30a83e757 100644
--- a/lunaria/files/en-US.json
+++ b/lunaria/files/en-US.json
@@ -1126,22 +1126,19 @@
     },
     "meantime": {
       "title": "in the meantime",
-      "p1": "npmx.dev and the {repo} stay open – dig in, file issues, open PRs. we'll get to everything when we're back. just don't expect a fast review. we'll be somewhere near a cosy fireplace.",
-      "repo_link": "GitHub"
+      "p1": "{site} and {repo} stay open – dig in, file issues, open PRs. we'll get to everything when we're back. just don't expect a fast review. we'll be somewhere near a cosy fireplace.",
+      "repo_link": "the repo"
     },
     "return": {
       "title": "see you soon",
-      "p1": "we'll come back recharged and ready for the final push to March 3rd. follow us {social} for updates.",
-      "social_link": "on Bluesky",
+      "p1": "we'll come back recharged and ready for the final push to March 3rd. {social} for updates.",
+      "social_link": "follow us on Bluesky",
       "add_to_calendar": "remind me when Discord reopens"
     },
     "stats": {
       "contributors": "Contributors",
-      "contributors_text": "160+",
       "commits": "Commits",
-      "commits_text": "1.1k+",
       "pr": "PRs Merged",
-      "pr_text": "900+",
       "subtitle": {
         "some": "some",
         "all": "all"
diff --git a/server/api/repo-stats.get.ts b/server/api/repo-stats.get.ts
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..0b998d179
--- /dev/null
+++ b/server/api/repo-stats.get.ts
@@ -0,0 +1,80 @@
+import { CACHE_MAX_AGE_ONE_HOUR } from '#shared/utils/constants'
+
+const REPO = 'npmx-dev/npmx.dev'
+const GITHUB_HEADERS = {
+  'Accept': 'application/vnd.github.v3+json',
+  'User-Agent': 'npmx',
+} as const
+
+interface GitHubSearchResponse {
+  total_count: number
+}
+
+export interface RepoStats {
+  contributors: number
+  commits: number
+  pullRequests: number
+}
+
+export default defineCachedEventHandler(
+  async (): Promise<RepoStats> => {
+    const [contributorsCount, commitsCount, prsCount] = await Promise.all([
+      fetchPageCount(`https://api.github.com/repos/${REPO}/contributors?per_page=1&anon=false`),
+      fetchPageCount(`https://api.github.com/repos/${REPO}/commits?per_page=1`),
+      fetchSearchCount('issues', `repo:${REPO} is:pr is:merged`),
+    ])
+
+    return {
+      contributors: contributorsCount,
+      commits: commitsCount,
+      pullRequests: prsCount,
+    }
+  },
+  {
+    maxAge: CACHE_MAX_AGE_ONE_HOUR,
+    swr: true,
+    name: 'repo-stats',
+    getKey: () => 'repo-stats',
+  },
+)
+
+/**
+ * Count items by requesting a single result and reading the last page
+ * number from the Link header.
+ */
+async function fetchPageCount(url: string): Promise<number> {
+  const response = await fetch(url, { headers: GITHUB_HEADERS })
+
+  if (!response.ok) {
+    throw createError({ statusCode: response.status, message: `Failed to fetch ${url}` })
+  }
+
+  const link = response.headers.get('link')
+  if (link) {
+    const match = link.match(/[?&]page=(\d+)>;\s*rel="last"/)
+    if (match?.[1]) {
+      return Number.parseInt(match[1], 10)
+    }
+  }
+
+  // No Link header means only one page — count the response body
+  const body = (await response.json()) as unknown[]
+  return body.length
+}
+
+/**
+ * Use the GitHub search API to get a total_count for issues/PRs.
+ */
+async function fetchSearchCount(type: 'issues', query: string): Promise<number> {
+  const response = await fetch(
+    `https://api.github.com/search/${type}?q=${encodeURIComponent(query)}&per_page=1`,
+    { headers: GITHUB_HEADERS },
+  )
+
+  if (!response.ok) {
+    throw createError({ statusCode: response.status, message: `Failed to fetch ${type} count` })
+  }
+
+  const data = (await response.json()) as GitHubSearchResponse
+  return data.total_count
+}

From 91782f829a821e6bc32d6ed055c07a920d7a1f63 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Daniel Roe <daniel@roe.dev>
Date: Thu, 12 Feb 2026 17:40:58 +0000
Subject: [PATCH 09/10] chore: rename to recharging

---
 app/pages/{holiday.vue => recharging.vue}       | 2 +-
 nuxt.config.ts                                  | 2 +-
 server/middleware/canonical-redirects.global.ts | 2 +-
 3 files changed, 3 insertions(+), 3 deletions(-)
 rename app/pages/{holiday.vue => recharging.vue} (99%)

diff --git a/app/pages/holiday.vue b/app/pages/recharging.vue
similarity index 99%
rename from app/pages/holiday.vue
rename to app/pages/recharging.vue
index 9725c2004..5d5df22fc 100644
--- a/app/pages/holiday.vue
+++ b/app/pages/recharging.vue
@@ -79,7 +79,7 @@ function downloadIcs() {
   const ics = [
     'BEGIN:VCALENDAR',
     'VERSION:2.0',
-    'PRODID:-//npmx//holiday//EN',
+    'PRODID:-//npmx//recharging//EN',
     'BEGIN:VEVENT',
     `DTSTART:${fmt(start)}`,
     `DTEND:${fmt(end)}`,
diff --git a/nuxt.config.ts b/nuxt.config.ts
index 5dbf63688..0c41f9bc5 100644
--- a/nuxt.config.ts
+++ b/nuxt.config.ts
@@ -149,7 +149,7 @@ export default defineNuxtConfig({
     '/privacy': { prerender: true },
     '/search': { isr: false, cache: false }, // never cache
     '/settings': { prerender: true },
-    '/holiday': { prerender: true },
+    '/recharging': { prerender: true },
     // proxy for insights
     '/_v/script.js': { proxy: 'https://npmx.dev/_vercel/insights/script.js' },
     '/_v/view': { proxy: 'https://npmx.dev/_vercel/insights/view' },
diff --git a/server/middleware/canonical-redirects.global.ts b/server/middleware/canonical-redirects.global.ts
index daeef4ee1..b6e9d1cba 100644
--- a/server/middleware/canonical-redirects.global.ts
+++ b/server/middleware/canonical-redirects.global.ts
@@ -25,7 +25,7 @@ const pages = [
   '/privacy',
   '/search',
   '/settings',
-  '/holiday',
+  '/recharging',
 ]
 
 const cacheControl = 's-maxage=3600, stale-while-revalidate=36000'

From 54593c0fd2817e3acaecdb2b54e194e7b80fbe5f Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Daniel Roe <daniel@roe.dev>
Date: Thu, 12 Feb 2026 17:43:13 +0000
Subject: [PATCH 10/10] test: add a11y test for the post embed

---
 test/nuxt/a11y.spec.ts | 13 +++++++++++++
 1 file changed, 13 insertions(+)

diff --git a/test/nuxt/a11y.spec.ts b/test/nuxt/a11y.spec.ts
index 84caccdd2..23ffb915a 100644
--- a/test/nuxt/a11y.spec.ts
+++ b/test/nuxt/a11y.spec.ts
@@ -115,6 +115,7 @@ import {
   AppHeader,
   AppLogo,
   BaseCard,
+  BlueskyPostEmbed,
   BuildEnvironment,
   ButtonBase,
   LinkBase,
@@ -2467,6 +2468,18 @@ describe('component accessibility audits', () => {
     })
   })
 
+  describe('BlueskyPostEmbed', () => {
+    it('should have no accessibility violations in pending state', async () => {
+      const component = await mountSuspended(BlueskyPostEmbed, {
+        props: {
+          uri: 'at://did:plc:u5zp7npt5kpueado77kuihyz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mejzn5mrcc2g',
+        },
+      })
+      const results = await runAxe(component)
+      expect(results.violations).toEqual([])
+    })
+  })
+
   describe('UserAvatar', () => {
     it('should have no accessibility violations', async () => {
       const component = await mountSuspended(UserAvatar, {