bro. it slaps. your neurons? fried. this aint a portfolio—it's a fever dream on steroids. pure dev delirium, zero sleep, 100% vibes.
yo, strap in for the wild ride where code crashes parties, bugs throw raves, and coffee is the only god we pray to. this? it's not just docs. it's a manifesto. a meme. a middle finger to boring readmes.
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- 50+ Prod Deploys – emerged from the flames unscathed (lies, scarred forever)
- OSS Chaos Lord – dropping commits like hot takes
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const safwanGanz = {
role: "Full-Stack Demon",
currentlyLearning: [
"Cloud Shenanigans",
"DevOps Nightmares",
"System Design Disasters"
],
expertise: [
"Web Wizardry",
"Tech Mayhem",
"App Annihilation",
"Cloud Carnage"
],
technologies: {
frontend: {
javascript: [
"React (hooks hell)",
"Vue.js (vibe city)",
"Next.js (ssr sorcery)"
],
styling: [
"Tailwind (class apocalypse)",
"Bootstrap (lazy legend)",
"Material UI (google's gift)"
]
},
backend: {
javascript: [
"Node.js (callback catastrophe)",
"Express.js (route roulette)"
],
python: [
"Django (orm overlord)",
"Flask (minimalist menace)"
],
infrastructure: [
"Bash (script sorcery)",
"Systemd (daemon daddy)",
"Nginx (reverse proxy rizz)"
]
},
databases: [
"MongoDB (no-sql no mercy)",
"MySQL (relational roast)",
"PostgreSQL (sql supreme)"
],
cloud: [
"AWS (bill shock therapy)",
"Google Cloud (pixelated paradise)",
"Docker (container clowning)",
"Kubernetes (pod pandemonium)"
]
},
architecture: [
"PWAs (offline ops)",
"SPAs (single-page slaughter)",
"Microservices (distributed dumpster fire)"
],
currentProject: "Forging cloud-native fever dreams"
};- Cross-Platform Mobile Madness – crash apps on every os
- AI/ML Mayhem – bots that roast your code
- OSS Overlord – fork the world, break it all
- Knowledge Dump – spilling beans on beautiful breakdowns
- Code's like a bad tweet: explain it? you're cooked
- Debug stan:
console.log()my emotional support animal - Playlists curate my unhinged hours
- Coffee? nah, IV drip of destiny
down for vibes, hacks, and holy wars.
