🐧 Penguin enthusiast. I maintain more Linux projects than actual humans.
💽 Creator of:
BoringWM
💽 Creator of:
Body2Bits – Human body as a game controller
🛠 My scripts have 3 states:
1) works
2) almost works
3) why is everything on fire??
⚙️ Arch btw, Debian enjoyer, NixOS victim
🧪 90% of my projects start with “What if I…?”
💀 100% of my bugs are caused by me
⚡ sudo holdmyteacup — the next revolution in doing absolutely nothing
☕ Powered by East Frisian tea and terrible decisions
🚀 Warning: cloning any repo may cause your system to run faster than intended.
| Category | Value |
|---|---|
| Distros Daily-Driven | 3 (too many) |
| Penguins Owned | Infinite |
| Coffee | 0 |
| East Frisian Tea | 9999+ |
| Number of “What if…?” Projects | increasing |
| Times I broke NixOS | yes |
| Number of repos that “almost work” | all of them |
- 🐧 Body2Bits — in progress
- 🐧 Project Maxwell — in progress
- 🐧 Penguin Power Plant — in progress
- 🧩 Backup/Restore tool for DWM
- ⚙️ Linux Gaming Toolkit
- 🔊 SPDIF Soundfix
- 🪐 Debian 13 Nvidia Driver
I focus on minimal, high-performance Linux environments for developers and gamers.
Everything I build is open-source and optimized for Debian, Arch, and NixOS.
(I only drink East Frisian tea — nothing else.)
