Build something truly horrible
The world's first AI-powered platform for generating applications you'll regret. Inspired by the chaos of vibe coding, manifested into pure, unfiltered technical debt.
- Lightning Fast* - *On a quantum computer from the future
- AI Powered - Trained exclusively on Stack Overflow questions (not answers)
- Secure-ish - We store passwords in a spreadsheet (it's password protected though)
- Global Scale - Your app can crash in 150+ countries simultaneously
- Go 1.22+ (or any version, we don't check)
- A complete disregard for best practices
- At least 3 mass regret events under your belt
- Coffee (47+ liters recommended)
# Clone the repo (you'll regret this)
git clone https://github.com/realignedtech/regrettable.git
# Enter the danger zone
cd regrettable
# Run it (no tests because we live dangerously)
go run main.go
# Deploy to production on a Friday at 5pm (mandatory)| Variable | Description | Default |
|---|---|---|
PORT |
The port to serve chaos on | 8080 |
That's it. We believe in simplicity (and avoiding configuration).
┌─────────────────┐
│ Your Request │
└────────┬────────┘
│
▼
┌─────────────────┐
│ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ │
└────────┬────────┘
│
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┌─────────────────┐
│ Regret™ │
└─────────────────┘
Please don't. But if you must:
- Fork it
- Break something. Or add more wacky content
- Don't write tests
- Submit a PR on Friday at 4:59 PM
- Mark it as "URGENT"
Simply don't. Just don't.
Ask ChatGPT for emotional support. Submit Issues if you really must
YOLO-1.0 - Do whatever you want, but don't blame us when everything catches fire.
This project is satire. If you actually use this to build production software, you deserve what happens next.
Built with mass regret by Realigned