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regrettable.dev

Build something truly horrible

Uptime Tests Coverage License Works On My Machine

The world's first AI-powered platform for generating applications you'll regret. Inspired by the chaos of vibe coding, manifested into pure, unfiltered technical debt.

Features

  • Lightning Fast* - *On a quantum computer from the future
  • AI Powered - Trained exclusively on Stack Overflow questions (not answers)
  • Secure-ish - We store passwords in a spreadsheet (it's password protected though)
  • Global Scale - Your app can crash in 150+ countries simultaneously

Requirements

  • Go 1.22+ (or any version, we don't check)
  • A complete disregard for best practices
  • At least 3 mass regret events under your belt
  • Coffee (47+ liters recommended)

Installation

# Clone the repo (you'll regret this)
git clone https://github.com/realignedtech/regrettable.git

# Enter the danger zone
cd regrettable

# Run it (no tests because we live dangerously)
go run main.go

# Deploy to production on a Friday at 5pm (mandatory)

Environment Variables

Variable Description Default
PORT The port to serve chaos on 8080

That's it. We believe in simplicity (and avoiding configuration).

Architecture

┌─────────────────┐
│   Your Request  │
└────────┬────────┘
         │
         ▼
┌─────────────────┐
│  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯    │
└────────┬────────┘
         │
         ▼
┌─────────────────┐
│    Regret™     │
└─────────────────┘

Contributing

Please don't. But if you must:

  1. Fork it
  2. Break something. Or add more wacky content
  3. Don't write tests
  4. Submit a PR on Friday at 4:59 PM
  5. Mark it as "URGENT"

Deployment

Simply don't. Just don't.

Support

Ask ChatGPT for emotional support. Submit Issues if you really must

License

YOLO-1.0 - Do whatever you want, but don't blame us when everything catches fire.

Disclaimer

This project is satire. If you actually use this to build production software, you deserve what happens next.


Built with mass regret by Realigned

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